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[Tar-Ancalime]

and eveyone laughed at Bob! He prayed to Buddah," make Tar fall in love with me!" Buddah turned bob back into a perverted monk named miroku.

 

[BlackCaptain]

The bob tried to take over the world using his perverted charm... That didnt get too far... He was arested and put in jail cell #1 at the Gotham City penetentiary. Right next to Joker

 

[HobbitGirl]

Then the Chinese screamed bloody murder at the excessive amount of Japanese anime characters. The Chinese were too busy making shoes for all the lowly Americans (), so they got the French to make war on Japan. True, the French hadn't gotten any military action in a while, but they still knew how to be bloody. They had decapitated the whole royal family, remember. So the French stormed Japan, bringing nukes and crussants and guillotines. Bye bye Japan.

 

[Estrella]

The sailor scouts,( who live in Tokyo!) transformed, and started to kick the french's butts. But Serana got her pigtails cut off by a Guillatine, and then she got really angry.

 

[HobbitGirl]

And then some general dude, who was a shrimp, literally, screamed, "Kill zos Sailor wenches! Ze are ruining our glourious campeegn! You! Bring me zee crussant catipult!" General Shrimp began to launch flaming crussants at the sailor scouts. And then the French brought out thier other catipults, and began hurling cows, horses, pigs, churches, and Jerry Springers at the Sailor wenches. Shrimp began using taunting tactics. "Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!" he shouted. It was only a matter of time before the Japanese were utterly defeated.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And when they were, a big party was thrown to celebrate. Madona came accompanied by Sesshoumaru. Tar was heart broken and wed Bob finaly. Kane cried

 

[HobbitGirl]

And the French rejoiced, for now they had captured Japan and were about to get rich off of Sony and Mitusbishi. The French dumped all of the sake in Japan into the harbour, for it tasted like sweaty gym socks. Then they distributed Moet et Chandon. The Japanese nodded in approval. Cause if Moet is good enough for Queen, tis good enough for anyone.

Now there was an issue of cultural exchange. The Japanese tried the fatted duck liver stuff that the French are so very fond of, and they almost puked. Very few French would even try sushi; who wanted to eat raw fish? But those who did try it were hooked. Sushi is good; duck liver is not. Period.

 

[BlackCaptain]

Bob continued eating all the food, and Kane choked. So he slammed himself... Chokeslammed himself... That is. IT hurt, but the sushi went out of his throat. Homer Simpson laughed.

Pippin was eating Tomatos and laughed at Kane. Kane set his Tomatoes on fire. "Oh thats nice! Ash on my Tomatoes!" said Pippin

 

[HLGStrider]

Then Jerry Springer ran for the Senate and Sean Hannity hit his head into his desk saying, "Why? Why? Why?" and the kitties took over all the major tv networks and started broadcasting only meowmix commericals.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And the Dogs were angry. They sent out Huan and he failed miserably to destroy their leader Ivenhoe. Elgee lauged evily knowing that none would destroy her empire except for one...

KANE!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar meanwhile liked bob better as the perverted monk, he afterall was from the same tv show as sesshoumaru. TAr had an idea to take over the word

 

[Estrella]

Tar knew that the annual oktoberfest would soon be arriving in Austraila, and she knew that complete strangers would soon be sitting together. She planned to get them all angry at each other, so they'd choke each other on Brautworsts.

 

[BlackCaptain]

Instead they took the detour on the highway. It lead to Mushrroms. Merry was standing there with a Scream Mask on and a plastic Butcher Knife. It was scary. Bob laughed though, only to get punched in the knee

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar was devestated (not to mention wondering how insane the the ttf people were) at this failure of her plan, but not to worry with Miroku(bob) the perverted monk at her side they established a new plan

 

[BlackCaptain]

So they went thru with their plan, but it failed because the detonator was really in reality a Microwave

 

[Feanorian]

so they opened the microwave and found a tantalizing baked potato with cheese and sourcream

 

[BlackCaptain]

Bob ate it and threw it up on Kane's brand new black shiny boots. You can guess what Kane did...

(Chokeslammed Bob)

 

[Feanorian]

but then the Undertaker brother of Kane said "hey cant we all get along?" so they went for starbucks and had a delightful time.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And Kane got his revenge on undertaker by splashing the super hot coffee all over Undertaker's face, scarring him forever, forcing him to wear a mask as well. Undertaker accepted it, and they all got along. Now Bob had two evil body gaurds

 

[Feanorian]

Whom he preceded to eradicat because he realized Midgets would be so much cooler.