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[BlackCaptain]

The midgets tombstoned the brothers and Bob laughed. He didn't even want to marry Tar anymore! Why get married when you've got midgets?! Bob lauged evily, and tried to become the Witch King of Morgul

 

[Feanorian]

However when he got there he discovered that Snow White had just assumed the title Witch Queen of Morgul. He found himself in this pickle and decided to dress his midgets up as dwarves and try to assinate Snow White...uh I mean the Witch Queen of Morgul however when they got to the grand hall they realized that there Gimli outfits from the costume shop stood out a little but and they were arrested. They were then forced into midget labor which mainly consisted of being footrests and tying shoes.

 

[BlackCaptain]

Then Sesshoumaru came in and saved the day! There were lots of fireworks. The midgets lit most of them however cuz Sesshoumaru was far to tired from all the life saving. Meanwhile, Bob snuck out and hit the highway and came to a town called Silvertown

 

[Feanorian]

and the town was at War with Goldtown and Bronzetown for element supremacy. Goldtown had the best looking army but the bronze was the heaviest. However the winner was Silvertown because of their ally Platinumtown came to their aid. They saw Bob at town hall and gave him all of the credit. He was now the mayor of Silvertown.

 

[BlackCaptain]

He met a man named Joe Dirt and stole his Hemmy Cuda from him. Poor Dirt...

 

[Feanorian]

He then left in the Hemmy and went to the nearest bar to drink away the days strange events.

 

[HobbitGirl]

And the Japanese staged a revolt, with Silvertown and Platnum town with them. They caught the French off guard, and voila! The Japanese were free again! Then there was much joy, and elation, and celebration, and feasting on pears, and plums, and fruit bats....

...and ham-fried bacon, and bacon-fried ham, and ham fried rice.

And then Sir Lancelot tried to throw the Holy Hand Grenade of Anitoch at Bob, but accidentally blew his hand off. As a result, all explosives, discounting sparkelers and snakes, were banned from the states of Utah and Colorado. Fortunately, shells were still legal in Wyoming, and the fourth of July was saved.

Huzzah.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And Kane and Undertaker were adgetated because HobbitGirl's posts are always so scary and confusing . They took their anger out on poor Joe Dirt and double chokeslamed him. "Luckily my neck broke this here fall of mine" he said

 

[HobbitGirl]

And HobbitGirl said, "AGITATE THIS!!" And she did a chokeslam plus a full Nelson combined with an elbow drop on Kane and the Undertaker. All in good humor of course.

 

[BlackCaptain]

So the brothers laughed and were happy. Bob laughed too, but he got chokeslammed instead. Bob was soo sad. He went to the Sears Tower and was about to jump off when...

 

[HobbitGirl]

...the Flying Dutchman flew up and whisked Bob away to the pinneapple under the sea. And who lives in a pinneapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

when his long lost third cousins room mate named Peggy sue anne Marmalade jones told him that his life was too good for this fate.

 

[HobbitGirl]

And HobbitGirl chuckled cause she had beaten Tar to the punch.

 

[BlackCaptain]

But it was the Punch of Stupidness and HobbitGirls IQ went down 50 bajillion points!

 

[HobbitGirl]

HobbitGirl stumbled around, rather incoherent for a while, until she found her foon. Hazily she picked it up. Suddenly power flowed from her fingertips throughout her entire being. She was charged. She was energized. She was no longer stupid. She was a Maiden of the Foon, one of a society of warriors that was a force to be reconed with indeed. Suddenly she burst into song, singing the ancient anthem of the Foon Sisters (as the Maidens of the Foon are sometimes called): Killer Queen. The song rang out through the staduim, and several people held up thier lighters.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar laughed as Hobbit girl struggled

 

[BlackCaptain]

Kane took all the lighters and lit himself on fire because he was so used to it. Undertaker laughed at him. Then Kane set undertaker on fire again, along with the whole crowd

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob got a job in an espresso shop but then he mixed up the mocha and Kona mocha powders and was fired by a nasty guru named Adolf who had a pet snake named George.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

bob was fired becaue he supposedly had an affair with George the pet snake and thye accused him of animal abuse....(eww that was gross)

 

[HLGStrider]

It was so gross that Elgee pouted for them perverting her ridiculous story!