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[Tar-Ancalime]

but nobody other than the lady with the suffocatingly brilliant intercourse postions named Xenia Onatop from Goldeneye found her way into Bob's car. But since bob wasnt trained in fending off strangling thighs he about died until Xenia was shot....lucky for bob!

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee questions Tar's sense of decency for a moment. . .

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

eglee had every right since tar was very hyper tonight^^She was infact so hyper she began to sing to bob,

 

[HLGStrider]

too much caffine!

 

[BlackCaptain]

And bob joined her and sang duet. Tar felt sad because her fame was being shared and not all for herself

 

[Thomas Baggins]

Bob didn't care though, because he wanted some fame for himself, so he continued to sing, stealing all of Tar's fame untill he was the most famous singer to ever walk the earth and Tar was nought but Tar. But poor Bob lost all his fame when Tar went public with all of her blackmial material that she had on Bob, becoming the most famous blackmialer ever. Even more famous then Bob was with his singing career.

 

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

*remembers when this story first started*

Bob, gathering all his blackmail and toenail clippers, travelled to Hollywood to unleash the blackmail to the press. But in a freak toenail clipping accident, the H in the HOLLYWOOD sign fell on Bob and crushed both of his legs off.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

whilst tar was very unhappy about how her fellow ttfers regarded her

 

[BlackCaptain]

then the Black Captain came to Hollywood and resurected the H, saving Bob's life in a strange turn of events! He then went and did ANOTHER nice thing and apologized to Tar for making her ridiculous in the ridiculous story

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob was so grateful to BC that he begged to become a member of the Nazgul! Bill O'Rielly didn't want to let him join the ranks, however, though Nancy Drew did because she thought he was "Kind of cute." The decision was therefore up to. . .

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

ursula andress, you may ask how the first bond woman ever came into this strange story...heck i dont even know!

 

[HLGStrider]

What sort of a name is Ursula anyway?" Bob scowled. He waited for her to make up her mind.

 

[BlackCaptain]

BC regreted to inform Bob that he had abandoned his fellow Nazgûl and tried to find quotes to make himself look big and bad and famous again. He was going old school

(Look Down)

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

ursula andress spoke finally, "Bob can join! It's up to me after all right?" then bond said, "No when they told you that you were to help decide they were deciding to see how stupid you were... i see they've proven thier point."Ursula was shocked as Bond paid Dr. No, 1000 dollars and mutterd, " I expected to much of her.

 

[HLGStrider]

Then the tarantula attacked!

 

[Dáin Ironfoot I]

(I love Bond movies!!!)

But the tarantula was not attacking Bob, but instead a cat who was trying to kill Bob! unfortunately, the tarantuala died in the struggle. And then, Bob became a professional cat and kitten exterminator, and went on a cat killing spree in North America. Many dogs and disgruntled employees joined the cause, and soon the cat/kitten killing club spread to the entire world, and every cat was killed and made into the biggest fur coat ever seen, which Bob wore wherever he went.

No cats and or kittens were left alive!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Eglee was very sad and cried a river, that river was named Eglee river!

 

[BlackCaptain]

BC chased Frodo and Arwen to the River and Arwen said something in Elvish causing BC to be all washed up. His new robe was soaked... And it was winter so BC suffered from Pnumonia

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar burst into the scene, wearing the garb of a japanese miko and whacked BC on the head saying,

"Selfish git!"

 

[BlackCaptain]

"So you're not in the limelight for two posts... er... i mean minutes... and i'm selfish is that it?! Well fine! Dark Captain of Mordor now begrudges the Dark Queen of Mordor!" and with that BC stormed off to the home of Godsmack's lead singer (Real life Minas Morgul) 's house and plotted his revenge

OOC - I'm only begrudging you for the story