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[Thomas Baggins]

Too bad BC was standing in a puddle of water, that also had Arnold and TB in it. Suddenly TB started talking in Arnolds voice and Arnold turned into a much different looking Terminator, meanwhile BC was looking like George W. Bush and everyone else was staring in awe at the odd site while Bob was in the background stealing everything of value since no one seemed to mind.

 

[Feanorian]

Bob ran out with all the valueables to be halted by the guy who does all of the $.80 a day can save a child commericals and he said Bob had enough money for 5 life times...........bob began to cry and imediately handed over the loot.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar was disapointed in her lack of attention and cried, eglee hit tar on the head with a woodenspoon while bob groveled at BC's feet

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee then disappeared in a puff of smoke and the Ciggerette police rushed in, accused Bob of smoking in public and killing peopple with second hand smoke, and arrested him

He was to serve years in a high security prison where he was forced to watch the Brasilian Bridge Team practice.

 

[Thomas Baggins]

Manewhile TB with nothing better to do spent the whole time Bob was in prison devising ways to get him out, none of them worked.

 

[Feanorian]

Until he hired the crew from SWAT the new Colin Ferrel movie........they have gone bad since the preview of their movie bombed!!!

 

[BlackCaptain]

And BC took them all on single handedly. Until the lady came and bit his magical shin which sent him into a crying spree.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

bc and bob got married in vegas

 

[BlackCaptain]

And BC bit Tar's magic shin for getting him so drunk that he didnt knkow what he was doing untill he was already married! BC divorced Bob quickly!

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob now had a hangover and was being used by the ACLU to sue the makers of Crispy Creame Donuts. He did not know why or how or whatever, but he was.

 

[Feanorian]

in the court he was useless...the reason..he kept walking over to KK donuts stand asking for a hot fresh donut....

 

[HLGStrider]

Unfortunately when the ACLU saw the initials KK they went balistic and accused Bob of being a member of the Ku Klux Klan because no ACLU members could count and they didn't know there were three k's in Klu Klux Klan.

 

[BlackCaptain]

But it turned out it was the Krispie Kream Klan! They took over the world and elected Tar as their queen

 

[Feanorian]

and Tar was forced to do some official Queen of the World buisness..............but then she remembered.....she likes Dunkin Donuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HLGStrider]

Her followers were so broken hearted at this treason that they all went over Niagra falls in barrels. . .actually, they survived and became famous and made a lot of money, and started a website, and interviewed Ann Coulter but that is another story.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And that story would be far too ridiculous for this one my friends
BC sighs and picks up a suitcase and puts his hat on and walks down the road into the sunset all cinimatic like. Then a worm came out of the ground and smiled for absolutely no reason

 

[Feanorian]

and what country took advantage of the worlds shaky posistion?!?!none other then CANADA.............................but then they asked the US what to do all the time and things went back to normal...

 

[BlackCaptain]

And the worm was happy

Meanwhile Tar was sharing a Crispie Cream with Elrond at Dunkin Doughnuts. BC was off making a potion to cure his fruityness

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar and elrond got into a highly intelligent conversation of why Sauron was not the right person for elrond to want back in his life!Elrond was stubborn indeed!

 

[Feanorian]

and Elrond said: "If I cant hang out with Sauron...I dont want to live!!"........