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[HLGStrider]

It is a little known fact that Dr. Einstein died choking on a chocolate donut with those little sprinkles on the top that had been given to him by Tommy Lee Jones while they were chasing down Harrison Ford who was wanted for the terrible Texas accent he did in the Sisko Kid.

 

[Wolfshead]

That little incident climaxed with Tommy Lee Jones dressed in a black suit, holding a big silver gun and Harrison Ford with a whip and hat (as seen in Indiana Jones). However, the archaeologist was killed in a matter of seconds, and the Germans won after all, because Tommy Lee Jones was infact Kaiser Wilhelm in diguise!

 

[HLGStrider]

This was quite a surprise to Dr. Henry Jones Sr who thought that Kaiser Wilhelm was Chief Justic Renquist in disguise.

 

[Wolfshead]

Then Sean Connery's dog, Indiana, strolled in and ate Kaiser Wilhelm/Chief Justice Renquist.

 

[Feanorian]

and then the onlookers got another shock when the dog stood up on two feet and said "This is a test..only a test."

 

[Wolfshead]

Of course, Kaiser Wilhelm/that other guy was understandably miffed, to say the least. So, he picked up a toothpick that was in his pocket (inside the dog) and started stabbing the unfortunate canine... repeatedly.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

mean while the dog,indiana actually talked and said, "DAmmit..I want my name back Junior" Jones replied, " Dont call me junior"

 

[HLGStrider]

Then Indy Jones took a shot gun and shot up the poor dog!

 

[Wolfshead]

Except he missed the dog, and shot his father instead. Except his father was really Bob in disguise! (I have no idea where Bob's gone, I haven't been here for a while ). Bob fell to floor crying out in agony, and asking for Ernie from Sesame Street to sing him a song about bath time.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and as usual, bob lived, in his own twisted way he alwaays has lived, alone, switching demensions, dying, being reincarnated, being stalked by eglee, TAr, elrond, the harrison fords, and all the rest, and as he sat in a lonely park bench, he sighed deeply. A small moaning sound, smybolizing the grief of his survival.


all i wanted was to be loved by a woman pure and gentle, a woman like meg ryan, or Kate hudson, or Katherine Hepburn before the baggy eyes stage...but i cannot..O woe is me!

And then a woman sat next to him, bob was in shock and asked the woman for her name she said....

 

[Feanorian]

"hey your the guy on the TV!"

 

[Wolfshead]

And Bob groaned and jumped down a nearby man hole, into the sewers below the city. But he jumped into pink goo! Pink goo that looked suspiciously like the pink goo from Ghostbusters II!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and again he fell adrift into the land of the movies

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and again he fell adrift into the land of the movies

 

[HLGStrider]

And the laws against double posting stopped him from starting his own florist shop around the corner, so Tom Hanks had him come work for Fox Books.

 

[Wolfshead]

Then Tom Hanks and Fox Books burnt to a crisp. Except, no! Someday had shouted "Run, Forrest, run!" just in time and Tom Hanks escaped onto a space shuttle and went to the moon!

 

[BlackCaptain]

Only to meet Arnold Swartchenager (sp?) who had a group of assault droids with him. Tom Hanks sneezed and the anti gravitation of the moon combined with the monsterous force of the sneeze sent Tom flying back to earth and Arnold flying towards Mars. ''This is not over!'' yelled Arnold as he landed in the giant redness of Mars

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

it was really too bad because it turned out on the moon that Catcher Block was hosting this totally bishie party and like everyone was invited, including Bob who found that companionship comes alot easier when your companion is drunk....but anyways...

 

[HLGStrider]

His drunk companion thought he was Peter Jackson and was trying to get a part in Lord of the Rings Part Four, RETURN OF THE URK HAI!

Bob was befuddled, but not as befuddled as those who had actually read the books.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and for that reason his drunk companion was seeking a part in the new film that befuddled nearly everyone, it would've been o.k. for bob, but the compainion was awfully cuddly...and a squireel???