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[Turin]

Who's favorite food is tree bark and paint.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob went through the portal and watched the strange dance of this racoon who's real name was Lucky Bandit Hopper Toad-Eater Crusher of All That Is Noble in the Universe.

 

[Feanorian]

but wait...what is happening over at TTF? WM and Beorn are in a power struggle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who will be the victor?!?!?!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Tar cheered on Boern, while secretly wishing that she could have a kiss from Han Solo!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And Wonks watched on secretly wishing that either or both of them would turn into anime chicks with blue and/or purple hair and start mud wrestling as that would be a lot more interesting.

 

[Thomas Baggins]

TB stood by, thinking the same thing as Wonks.

 

[Thomas Baggins]

TB stood by, thinking the same thing as Wonks.

 

[Turin]

While at the same time Bob's podracer hit a bump and broke down so he was disqualified.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob started hitting everything around him with a wrench. . .then he was attacked by a police officer carrying love potion number nine instead of mace.

 

[Valdarmyr]

Bob yelled "YIPPEE!" George Lucas just covered his eyes and groaned, while Obi-Wan Kenobi yanked all the hairs out of his beard.

 

[HLGStrider]

"RUINED!" wept George. "MY ENTIRE MOVIE! RUINED!"

"You think you have trouble," Turin sniffed.

 

[Turin]

But then George's beard turned blue and he shrunk untill he was a dwarf and started singing...

 

[Valdarmyr]

"The road goes ever on and on,
Down from the door where it began"
And when he realized what he had done...in that moment he knew, and said, "The Lord of the Rings" will always be bigger, huger, more magnificent and more legendary than "Star Wars"!!!

 

[Turin]

Even though there were many more star wars movies made. But then the resurected death star flew in and started shooting red and green colored coolaid and hit George and his beard turned orange.

 

[HLGStrider]

George smiled really big. He had always wanted an orange beard, but his oppressive step-momma had refused to let him die it any color other than pink when he was a boy. . .and she wouldn't let him shave, which was really embarrassing because he was the only one in pre-school with facial hair. . .that is besides the teacher, Mrs. Edwards. . .Mrs. Edwards had always understood young George remarkably well, which is why he based Jabba the Hutt completely off her character.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and by popular request we started from the begining again...

Yesterday morning Bob woke up, stepped out of bed, and fell through a hole in his floor... Down and down and down he fell... He fell for three hours straight, which caused him to miss his breakfast. Finally he landed... BOOM!!! He looked up. Far above him was the pinpoint of light... the hole he'd fallen from.

"Geez... Now I must go find some breakfast," Bob sighed. He walked around town. It was a strange town, with paper houses and such. Bob felt a little bit chilly because he was only wearing his pajamas...

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob stopped suddenly realizing he was CAUGHT IN A TIME WARP!

Who could've caused this terrible time warp? Was it Jabba the Hutt and George? Was it Hillary Clinton? Was it Alec Baldwin? George Bush? Sadam? Usama? Hillary Duff? Meg Ryan? The Rubber Ducky of Westmarch? Harrison Ford and the School of Monotone acting? His true Love Zelda? His evil palindrome twin, Bob?

 

[Valdarmyr]

It was Peter Jackson, who had been watching the Guy Pearce film "Memento," with all its flashbacks and flash-forwards, and out of the rift in the time-space continuum that he created came Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. And behind the wheel, dressed up like an Intergalactic Carmen Miranda, was...BOB!!! And he said...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

"Muahahahahaahah, I am making the Totaly ridiculous story like mainstream entertainment and reinventing old tv shows!"And so a previous entry from this sreies was inserted....

In a reckless act of bravery and cunning (not to metion utter skill) the black knight recently defeated by Arthur hobbles his limless torso over to the Knights who say ni
"Have you seen this king guy around here? He wears a crown and talks about his court at camelot." he asks.
" NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI
,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,
NI,NI,NI,NI,NI,NI, this king has not passed by leave before you torso-man become priisoner." the Knights of ni respond.
"Oh bloody hell all I ask is if king arthur passed by and I get a migrane, bugger!" The limless knight says while amazingly moving along the ground.

 

[HLGStrider]

The phone rang and Bob answered. It was Carmen Sandiego.

'Where in the world are you?" Bob snapped.