Continue This Totally Ridiculous Story...

[Ithrynluin]

Sorry, guys, but the mods have unanimously decided that this thread has graced the forum for too long. I'll let it stick around while it still has some life to it,....

 

[Feanorian]

I'll let it stick around while it still has some life to it,....

No one fights for something lingering at death, o well......

 

[HLGStrider]

We need a good ending, in that case, but I don't have any ideas. . .I want a happy ending for Bob! With either lots of money or a true love (lots of money sounds less sappy).

 

[Estrella]

and so Bob moved to mars... the martians loved him, and he was soon crowned the king. He fell in love with a lovely martian named ^%&%&^, and they married, and had many lovely martian children.

The End!

not fairr!

 

[Feanorian]

The next morning Bob woke up, stepped out of bed, and fell through a hole in his floor... Down and down and down he fell... He fell for three hours straight, which caused him to miss his breakfast. Finally he landed... BOOM!!! He looked up. Far above him was the pinpoint of light... the hole he'd fallen from.

He was back to where he had started





Yes it goes on and on my friends...........

 

[BlackCaptain]

Then everyone revolted against the evil Mods and TTF was taken over by BC!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

[BlackCaptain]

I wonder why the Mods don't let us have any fun on this forum...
What's the harm in keeping it? We don't have a post count anymore, so how can it be spamming? And when's the last time you've seen a spammer in this thread?

With all the things you mods have done to try and stop spamming I think you've turned this from a forum to a Tolkien Research Board.

I'm totaly against this desicion and think there should be a vote with those who don't have the mindset of Mods.

Oops... I double posted. I supose I'll get spamming points now

 

[Ithrynluin]

Look around BC, where are you not allowed to have fun? Look how many threads of that sort there are all over the place, and then come back and tell me you've got a reason to complain. Okay?

This thread is allowed to go on while it still has some life to it. Then it will get deleted, like almost every other pointless thread that has served its purpose of having fun.

And one other thing, the concept of spamming still exists despite the removal of the post count.

 

[BlackCaptain]

Touche on the first point... But then what makes this thread different from the other ones? Just because it's pointless? Maybe that's why it's one of the longest lasting threads.. because it is pointless

I find it hard for this thread to run out of life. It was meant to never die, because it is pointless.

Then why are you deleting this thread? When's the last time you've seen a spammer in here? It's pretty much just 5 people talking to themselves in the third person. Why are you deleting this thread? I dont think because it's without a purpose is a good reason. If a thread without a purpose is the most active thread in TTF, maybe we should... I dont know... keep it?

 

[HLGStrider]

I'd say it is more than five people . ..we've had many posters over time, and many people who wander in and out.

But I think the best thing to do with it now is just keep it alive so that he doesnt' delete it and not argue on it.

The TTF was in the fell hands of BC! Only one man had the capability to save it. That man was of course. . .BOB! The world's only super-cashier!

Yes, I said cashier.

 

[Ithrynluin]

Feanorian, I am not contradicting myself. I changed my mind from 'deleting it right now' to 'letting it last as long as it does and then removing it'.

And popularity does not equal quality, nor is length a deciding factor of what stays and what doesn't after it has fallen out of use.

If a thread without a purpose is the most active thread in TTF, maybe we should... I dont know... keep it?

That's...rather sad. Luckily the mods are not using that as their standard of what stays and what goes, or this forum would long ago have lost the 'Tolkien' from its name.

 

[HLGStrider]

Can we delete all the arguement posts then, and just keep going as we were doing?

 

[Feanorian]

Can we delete all the arguement posts then, and just keep going as we were doing?

Done.


Bob started throwing coins at BC he was so distracted by all the money/metal getting thrown at him he went to pick it up and Hall the kicker from the redskins kicked BC back to the lands of polish sausage from which he came.

 

[HLGStrider]

He landed on the Pizza Girl who grew confused and put German Sausage on the Pizza when she knew very well the customer wanted Italian Sausage, the type that looks like hamburger and is spicey.

The girl went after Bob with a knife but stopped when she noticed he had such cute shoes!

 

[Feanorian]

The girl went after Bob with a knife but stopped when she noticed he had such cute shoes!

Which were Burberry of course. Bob could not remember the last he'd been to England (probably somewhere in those pages). But he figured they were getting rid of if it meant his life. The girl was so touched she began to cry and talk about how she had no friends. bob gave her advice and all of the people around them shouted "hes a genious" and he got his own show which did so well Dr. Phil was no longer on TV.

 

[Turin]

And Bob was happy, for a while at least. But then Legolas came in and started shooting everyone with paper arrows that where too big to eat! But Bob escaped and ran to polly the parrot's house to recover, little did Bob know that...

 

[BlackCaptain]

Legolas was waiting for him there eating Kielbassa! Him and BC revealed their "Master Plan" to take over the world! Super cute-ness to seduce the masses, super evil-ness to take them over! It was a full proof plan! The only catch was...

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee! Who was so super cute she was over shadowing all their evil plans. She joined with the supreme Strider-Guy who was really tall and together they overshadowed quite a bit.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And BC gathered his armies as did Elgee, and they went to war. BC was away in his fortress in California while Elgee was in her fortresses in New York. When every single member of the armies were dead BC and Elgee met eachother in the middle of the Great Plains and battled until both of them died. They came back to life, but now Elgee was in BC'sbody and BC was in Elgees!!

 

[HLGStrider]

And Bob was in the Body of James Bond. . .James Bond was in the body of a Bond Girl, and the Bond girl was in Bob's body. . .No one was happy.