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[HLGStrider]

Westchester Arizona, a place that may or may not exist. Because no one was sure if it existed or not, Bob was in limbo. . .in fact he won the Westchester Limbo contest sixty times in a row and was named Speghetti Spined Bobby, but that's another story. Right now I'd like to talk about the Democratic Caucus. . .

 

[Nimawae's hope]

.....which is a nightmare in and of itself. The mere mention of it would put Bob into a tizzy, which of course Tizzy did not like. So, she kicked him out of her, causing great panic to........

 

[HLGStrider]

Slobadon Milosovic. . .who was already in a bad mood because Elgee couldn't spell his name. He started to meditate with hopes of contacting Joseph Stalin for a weather report. When Bob discovered this he knew he had to stop him. . .and only with the help of the magic hole puncher.

 

[Turin]

But to Bob's dismay, it was on vacation! Bob had to ask the muffin man for help, who was more than happy to oblige. But what they didn't know was that...

 

[Nimawae's hope]

.....the muffin man was in league with the Dark Lord Sonic, who wanted the onion ring of power so that the magic hole puncher could be destroyed and Lord Sonic could rule the world. Unfortunately, Bob didn't have a clue. If he wasn't careful, he was going to.........

 

[Turin]

Be eaten by the evil computer modem! The modem was angry because he was outdated and only ran at 21.5 KBPS! Bob could understand why he was angry but it wasn't enough to...

 

[HLGStrider]

try and understand. He had to BE the magic hole puncher. He sat down to mediatate himself into one but instead meditated himself into a large giraffe.

The owner of the giraffe kicked him out because he was too young to reside in a giraffe, only being 3,008 years old.

 

[Nimawae's hope]

Bob was extremely embarrassed about his mistake, so he wasn't too sure that he wanted to try meditating anymore. That blasted magic hole puncher was for too elusive to meditate on. Thus, he stuck the evil little contraption in his pocket, wondering what to do next. He tried listening to what his heart told him, but he wasn't getting any feed back. Instead he listened to his stomach....now that told him something.

 

[HLGStrider]

It told him that he was to go to the Eiffle Tower with Angelina Jolie and there he was to push her off. It would be ok because she'd land on Jacque Chirac and he would carry her off into the clouds and open a little coffee shop.

 

[Nimawae's hope]

But at least Jolie would no longer punish the world with an annoying personality, and Jaques Chirac would probably be a very happy man. Their coffee shop would get no customers because the coffee tasted like mud....but who cared? So Bob followed the impulse of his stomach, and was much pleased with his accomplishment. However, he had to found the French police, because.........

 

[HLGStrider]

for some odd reason they didn't believe his story and thought he'd done away with Chirac.

He was sentenced to hard labor in a champagne factory. Everything was miserable until a tank burst and left the whole factory swimming in the stuff.

 

[Nimawae's hope]

This gave Bob a chance to not only get thoroughly drunk, but also to escape from the terrible work at the champagne factory. Suddenly free, he fled from France as quickly as possible. But not before a fuzzy koala caught up with Bob and insisted on fleeing the country with him. Otherwise, he would turn Bob in to the authorities.

 

[HLGStrider]

The Koala was an international jewel theif by the name of the Black Spaniel. . .wanted all over the world for crashing innocent rpg'ers computers.

 

[Legolas Lewis]

As he left Calais on a ferry carrying the thief in a bag, he noticed two dark sinister men watching him from across the cafe.
One of them whispered to his friend with a smirk on his face. The other pulled off his sunglasses and reached into his jacket and pulled out...

 

[Lantarion]

*gasp!*

It's alive.. IT'S ALIVE!!!!

 

[Nimawae's hope]

.....he cried as he pulled out the hideous creature that was holding onto his hand with his teeth.

 

[Ireth Telrúnya]

The guy went crazy and jumped screaming overboard the Koala Black Spaniel tightly on his hand.
O oh, Bob said and rushed after them.
There was a big "splash" when he landed on the water on his stomach and almost fainted. As he opened his eyes on the surface again he saw the man in black and the koala surface just a few meters away from him. And behind them....a big fin rapidly coming towards them....
Eeeeiaahhsrrsshh..he started to scream..

 

[Nimawae's hope]

It's the rabid DOLPHIN!!! It's going to eat me!! The man in black was terrified, but Bob was not in the least bit concerned because he had a rabid dolphin protection suit on. Bob wondered absent-mindedly if he ought to save the koala or the man.....hmmmmmm.

 

[Valdarmyr]

Should he save the koala or the man?

Neither! Bob decided to "Save the Clocktower!" Then he played guitar with Michael J. Fox and The Pinheads, and Jennifer kept going on and on about her crush on Legolas, and Bob bought everybody a pint--of Ovaltine, because this is a family website--and Bob burped this humongous disgusting belch, and the explosion sent him Back to the Future.

 

[Ireth Telrúnya]

"It's full of stars!" he screamed and was thrown to his seat when the stars suddenly turned into white stripes and then he learned he couldn't move.
But his whole body was on the move away from the seat since he wasn't strapped onto it. Next thing he knew he was hanging onto the seat with all he got his feet up in the air..."eewwwghrh...mmy...brains are going in..to my feeet!!" he said with some effort. This DeLorean spaceship was yet speeding up in velocity.
This lasted for a half a minute, but to Bob it felt like hours. Then the speed started subsiding gradually and Bob saw a huge planet fill the screen.
I'm glad this baby hold it together he thought about the ship...
Suddenly Bob saw the two men in black sitting right behind him with the Koala
an older man in white cloak further back the ship.
"Who are you?" He asked