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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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In my defense,I was quite drunk when I changed you as Nagtimo to this. I don't remember why I did it.
Nagtimo? Geesh, will your insults never cease!

Regardless, I'm not giving you money, especially not if you knock out somebody else's teeth with your Pringle hands. *dodges a swing*

Out of curiosity... could I get one of those?
 
Nagtimo? Geesh, will your insults never cease!
That's a nickname I fondly gave to show how much I love you. Clearly,you didn't deserve it.
Regardless, I'm not giving you money, especially not if you knock out somebody else's teeth with your Pringle hands. *dodges a swing*
I'm aiming for the kidneys.
Out of curiosity... could I get one of those?
Sure! I have...um...salt and vinegar ...and sour cream and onion! Which one do you want?
 
That's a nickname I fondly gave to show how much I love you. Clearly,you didn't deserve it.
You managed to somehow put two layers of insult in there. Huh.

I'm aiming for the kidneys.
Mmkay, well, don't actually hit anyone in the kidneys. Or anywhere else.

Fautuatar: My hand I gifted you is not enough?
Oh yeah, I guess it could deliver a pretty solid whack should the need arise!

Hands and chips are two different businesses.
Yeah I wasn't particularly interested in the chips, I just wanted an interesting solid metal thing to put on my wrist, but Fautuatar's hand is better.
 
You managed to somehow put two layers of insult in there. Huh.
Tough love Nelyo. Tough love is Tyelko love. Take it or give it back. Actually...you can't give it back because I'm your problem and you are stuck with me!
*Gives him a peck on his cheek*
Mmkay, well, don't actually hit anyone in the kidneys. Or anywhere else.
I'm trying to break it so I can eat the chips.
Yeah I wasn't particularly interested in the chips, I just wanted an interesting solid metal thing to put on my wrist, but Fautuatar's hand is better.
Oh ok. Then come help me get it out. I'm interested in the chips.
 
Tough love Nelyo. Tough love is Tyelko love. Take it or give it back. Actually...you can't give it back because I'm your problem and you are stuck with me!
*Gives him a peck on his cheek*
Oh, okay then... 🥺 You're the cutest problem I've ever had, bro! *hugs him*

Oh ok. Then come help me get it out. I'm interested in the chips.
*gives a long suffering sigh, but uses the grip of his left hand, supplemented by leverage from the metal prosthetic, to yank the can off Tyelko's hand*

How'd you get it that stuck??

Laurinalótë: I sense many contradictions. From both of you. I am not sure which are more concerning.
Tyelko's just being Tyelko and I'm doing my best to keep up. It's confusing at first, I know.
 
Oh, okay then... 🥺 You're the cutest problem I've ever had, bro! *hugs him*
I would return it but...uh...you see my situation.
*gives a long suffering sigh, but uses the grip of his left hand, supplemented by leverage from the metal prosthetic, to yank the can off Tyelko's hand*

How'd you get it that stuck??
My earbuds fell into the can and I was trying to get it out.
Tyelko's just being Tyelko and I'm doing my best to keep up. It's confusing at first, I know.
*Nods in agreement and keeps trying to get his hands out*
 
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I don't think you should have those--

Fautuatar: I don't think you should be talking.

Laurinalótë: I should be offended.

Yavanna: Welcome are you.
(Lol I was wondering why the words wouldn't connect! 😂😂😂 I swear I just had soda and am very sober! There's a party going on down stairs and has me distracted a bit!)
 
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In my defense,I was quite drunk when I changed you as Nagtimo to this. I don't remember why I did it.
I mean, I think he was the 'tooth fairy' by the time I was around. At least I remember being stirred awake one night and peeking through one eye to see Nelyo taking the tooth I had put under my pillow. Not sure when he started doing this though.
I ...got it stuck... again?
I had to save my earbuds!
...
Tyelko, you know I could just take a saw to the Pringles can and rescue your earbuds from it? Instead of you repeatedly ending up in chip jail?
 
I mean, I think he was the 'tooth fairy' by the time I was around. At least I remember being stirred awake one night and peeking through one eye to see Nelyo taking the tooth I had put under my pillow. Not sure when he started doing this though.
Yeah... Atar and Ammë dropped the ball on Tooth Fairy duties after the first few kids, so, somebody had to do it.

I have all your baby teeth in a box, Curvo, in case you're curious.
 
I have all your baby teeth in a box, Curvo, in case you're curious.
Hmm. I wonder if Tyelko stumbled upon your whole collection while drunk and subsequently changed your name on his phone. And were Carnistir's canines fang-like, before his new teeth grew in? I seem to recall something like that, but the memory is hazy due to my age at the time...
 
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