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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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And that's why you're my favorite cousin. Now..can I have a whole tray and a gallon of chocolate milk?
Mm, let’s reign things in a bit, shall we?

We need that party Makalaurë promised... And where is he? Probably meeting up with his porpoise, squirrel, and turtle friends he mentioned.
Most definitely. But who knows when he shall return? It’s been months. Why don’t we throw the party? It is a new year, after all.
 
Most definitely. But who knows when he shall return? It’s been months. Why don’t we throw the party? It is a new year, after all.
I'll send the invitations. *Glances over at her Valar* HEY! *Adds respectfully* My lord and lady.

*Aulë and Yavanna turn simultaneously.*

Aulë: Did someone say party?

Yavanna: Pleased I am to know your ears are working.
 
If you share with Curvo, Íri, AND Lómion, then we’ll talk.
She won't let us have any!
Íri: true story.
Still half a gallon for each of you. You will get diabetes at this rate. You guys can each have a cup of chocolate milk and one cookie. Or normal milk and two cookies. Your choice.
Can I have two cookies and a cup of choco milk and give you a hug in exchange?🥺
 
half a gallon for each of you
Laurinalótë: That amount is a mistake. *Realizes Maitimo is calculating and not saying the amount they can have* Ah, I mean, right.

Aulë, imitating Yavanna: Pleased I am to know your brain is working.

Yavanna/Laurinalótë: She doesn't/I don't have a brain!
 
Can I have two cookies and a cup of choco milk and give you a hug in exchange?🥺
*Maitimo's stern gaze softens; his big brother heart never fails to be moved by such appeals* ...Fine. But it had better be a nice hug, and I expect you to work off your energy on the treadmill or something afterwards, and not by going through my room and breaking my antiques.

Yavanna/Laurinalótë: She doesn't/I don't have a brain!
Well, she's a pretty smart flower for not having a brain! Smarter than some people I know who DO supposedly have a brain.
 
*Smiles up at him and gives him a bear hug*
Can I have a third one if I give you a kiss on the cheek?
 
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