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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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Because you're just that cuddly, Nelyo.
...you also have magical flowers in your hair, which attracts animals, and you're holding candy, which attracts elves.
He's got a point.
I took a cut for myself before he could do that.
...I like seaweed. It's as salty as I am.
Though if anyone's cheesy around here, it's you dear cousin.
Finrod: Who invited you?
Tyelko: And he's still got a point.
*Orders him seafood.*
 
I can see that look in your eye, Findaráto, and I will forestall you by saying I am better at murdering than you are. So if you are indeed 'the Wise', you will keep your hands to yourself. 🙂
Finrod: I don't know what you're talking about, dear cousin. I'm just thinking about the little bugs I have back home, and how I should get rid of them before they take over the entire house~
*Curufin does not budge as his hair is ruffled, still making the 🙂 face at Finrod*
*somehow this makes it creepier instead of lessening the effect*
*Hugs him, oblivious to the interaction between those two.*
Isn't he just the cutest little brother ever? After myself, of course.
 
Finrod: I don't know what you're talking about, dear cousin. I'm just thinking about the little bugs I have back home, and how I should get rid of them before they take over the entire house~
*matching his tone*
In ages to come, they shall surely sing of the terrifying deeds of Findaráto the Bugslayer~

*Hugs him, oblivious to the interaction between those two.*
Isn't he just the cutest little brother ever? After myself, of course.
*scrunching up his face in an effort not to smile*
Aw Tyelko, I'm trying to be all mean and sarcastic here.
 
*matching his tone*
In ages to come, they shall surely sing of the terrifying deeds of Findaráto the Bugslayer~
*Frowns but smirks again*
Mind being the guest of honor? Helping me achieve that title sooner?
*scrunching up his face in an effort not to smile*
Aw Tyelko, I'm trying to be all mean and sarcastic here.
Tyelko: my bad my bad! I shall not disturb you again.
*Tiny climbs down Tyelko's head and his arm, hopping on Curvo's shoulder*
Gimme a kiss!
 
*Frowns but smirks again*
Mind being the guest of honor? Helping me achieve that title sooner?
*fakes being shocked, overly dramatic voice*
Whaaat~ And stain my already soiled hands with your dastardly crimes? Have pity on my soul, cousin!
*abruptly goes back to normal, deadpan face and all*
Nice try Findo, get your own bug exterminator.

*Tiny climbs down Tyelko's head and his arm, hopping on Curvo's shoulder*
*feels this and turns his head slightly*
Oh hello there.
 
*fakes being shocked, overly dramatic voice*
Whaaat~ And stain my already soiled hands with your dastardly crimes? Have pity on my soul, cousin!
*abruptly goes back to normal, deadpan face and all*
Nice try Findo, get your own bug exterminator.
How about being a bug, not an exterminator?
*feels this and turns his head slightly*
Oh hello there.
*Starts dancing and headbanging to his own tune*
Come on! Come on! Run!
 
*grins*
Thank you, Tyelko. He was starting to ah... bug me.
Tyelko: of course bro.

*Finrod scoffs, walks up to Tyelko, stands in front of him, towers over him*
And, pray tell, how are you going to do that?
*Tyelko points at a growling Yaulofinwë and a singing Tiny*
Not to mention my drugged up raccoon army.
 
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I'm also saying I have Amrod spit in my hair. And certain other people have been chewing on my hair too. *frowns and examines his ends, which are straw-like and crunchy*
*through a mouthful of cheesy seaweed*
You c'n use the sink in my workshop if you like. *makes a thumbs up sign*

*gulps and frowns*
Or go outside and visit the cow pond waterfall, but there may be some bovine hazards nearby, so proceed at your own risk.
 
Mmm, no thanks, especially on the latter offer. That is not, um, sanitary. I'll just go home and be back in a little bit.

*carefully removes Laurinalotë from his hair and puts her in a vase, and then leaves*
 
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