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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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(I'm also imagining Curvo walking into Maitimo's recovery room after Thangorodrim with a toolbox in his hand. 😂

And here's where it goes from funny to bittersweet and sad: Obviously, Curvo is an adult and he knows very well That's Not How Healing Works. But that's what he thought as an Elfling, and Maitimo used to play with him when he was little, helping him pretend to heal his stuffed animals with his tools. So now, in bringing the toolbox in, Curvo is hoping to bring back those innocent old memories and make Maitimo laugh or even just smile.

Sorry for the temporary deviation from the epic chaos but that was just so cute, I had to share. 🥺 )
 
And I’m sure you quickly learned your lesson about barging into your parents’ room without knocking first.
Mind you! I knocked and then I entered after hearing my Atar say yes.

He wasn't talking to me.
was just an Elfling and I woke up thirsty and with a headache, and... little did I know Kano was about to arrive in about a year...
Did your parents never think a lock for their bedroom door would be beneficial for the whole household???
Finrod:...ah... I...I have a story too. I saw my...my parents doing it while I was rummaging through their closet for the candies Ammë had hidden...and I...I couldn't get out!
Laurinalótë: Did I really just start a chain reaction of... Those Stories? *Leaf-palms.*

Yavanna: At least you your responsibility accept.

Laurinalótë: ...I'm not proud of it.

It made me a bit superstitious about Atar's powers, and one day I spent an inordinate amount of time in front of the mirror trying to find the 'off' switch he had clearly installed on me at some stage.
Aulë: Oh, but you do have an off switch.

Laurinalótë: Cows?
 
Aulë: Oh, but you do have an off switch.
*panics on the inside for a moment*
What? 🙂

Laurinalótë: Cows?
*remembers the aftermath of this series of events*
*apparently a combination of getting chewed on by a cow, sulking under a waterfall, wearing Tyelko's spare clothing, and eating junk food is something that gets him to pass out*
*the preceding series of nights with little sleep due to Working On Stuff do not count*

(Curufin after those events!)
 
*Ereinion has been pretending to play hunter during all this conversation, stalking around the room with his toy lion and spear while Gwaloth follows after him*

*Fingon’s glad he doesn’t seem to be paying attention to what the grown-ups are talking about*

*seeing Uncle Tyelko holding Uncle Curvo, Ereinion decides to sneak up behind them*

*with his toy lion raised, he jumps out and tries to spook them* ROOOOOOAAAAAAR!!!!!!!
 
*looks down, finding Ereinion and Gwaloth*
Oh. Hey there! Watch you doing, Teeny Tiny Finno?
*Picks him up in his arms and throws him in the air before catching him*
Hey!! *squirms in Tyelko’s grip* I am a mighty hunter! Fear my lion, Roe-GaLA-ahahaha!!

*begins cackling in laughter when Tyelko tosses him in the air* Again, again! I want to fly like an Eagle!

*Gwaloth barks at Tyelko, thinking he wants to play*
 
*looks down, finding Ereinion and Gwaloth*
Oh. Hey there! Watch you doing, Teeny Tiny Finno?
*Picks him up in his arms and throws him in the air before catching him*
*looks up and down, following Ereinion's trajectory*
Careful there. You might slay the mighty hunter with overexcitement.
 
*Tosses him a few more times before he holds him on his hip, kissing his head.
He whispers*
Wanna know a secret? You're much much cuter than your Ada was when he was your age.
 
*Tosses him a few more times before he holds him on his hip, kissing his head.
He whispers*
Wanna know a secret? You're much much cuter than your Ada was when he was your age.
*Ereinion’s eyes widen, and he whispers back* Really?

*he turns his head and yells across the room to his father* ADA! Uncle Tyelko says I’m CUTER than you EVER were!!!

*Fingon laughs in response* And I’d have to agree with him. In fact, you’re also cuter than he ever was too. 😏

*Ereinion turns his head sharply back to Tyelko, staring at him with a serious look of surprise as he studies his features*

…I want proof.
 
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