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*Puts her on life support oxygen*Aranya: I'M NOT A CHILD, I'VE BEEN OLD ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED FOR LITERAL CENTURIES, AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS GUY BEING INSECURE ABOUT HIS OATH WE WOULD HAVE MARRIED CENTURIES AGO AND HAVE CHILDREN AND PROBABLY GRANDCHILDREN AT THIS POINT--
That's practically my job.Maitimo: *to Tyelko* You triggered her on purpose, didn't you?
*Aranya rips the mask off and throws it at Tyelko's head. It meets its target.* I'M THE HEALER, NOT YOU. 😡 SHUT UP BEFORE I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH AN UNCURABLE FUNGUS ON YOUR TONGUE AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO REMOVE IT.*Puts her on life support oxygen*
Breathe now will ya? Can't have you die before your wedding.
Maitimo: Mmkay, well, I draw the line at physically putting something on her face. *watches his enraged fiancée with heart eyes*That's practically my job.
Ouch! You should have attended the temper control classes I signed you up for! Come on now, you're going to be a bride. At least act regal.*Aranya rips the mask off and throws it at Tyelko's head. It meets its target.* I'M THE HEALER, NOT YOU. 😡 SHUT UP BEFORE I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH AN UNCURABLE FUNGUS ON YOUR TONGUE AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO REMOVE IT.
Nenya business. She's my sister now and you have no say in this.☺️Maitimo: Mmkay, well, I draw the line at physically putting something on her face. *watches his enraged fiancée with heart eyes*
Maitimo: Her hot temper has kept me alive, so. Also, you might want to check the candy you were eating earlier. I thought I caught a spot of mold in it. So, getting diagnosed with a tongue infection may very well be in your future.Ouch! You should have attended the temper control classes I signed you up for! Come on now, you're going to be a bride. At least act regal.
Besides, can you even reach my tongue?
Nenya business. She's my sister now and you have no say in this.☺️
*Laurinalótë claps her leaves together in approval of the pun, making a flhwat-flhwat sound.*Nenya business.
You should have seen my lady and lord earlier! *Thinks about projecting a certain memory but decides against it.*Caranthir: UGHHHH YOU GUYS ARE SO CHEESY. *throws another blanket on their heads*
Thank you. I have Sidhel as my healer for whatever problem rising.☺️Maitimo: Her hot temper has kept me alive, so. Also, you might want to check the candy you were eating earlier. I thought I caught a spot of mold in it. So, getting diagnosed with a tongue infection may very well be in your future.
Sure.*Aranya grabs a pair of pliers.* Wanna find out? 😏
Thank you brother for all your sacrifices.😔Maitimo: You put the "hot" in "hot-tempered.
Aranya: *blushes* You put the "hot" in "hot mess."
Caranthir: UGHHHH YOU GUYS ARE SO CHEESY. *throws another blanket on their heads*
*Maitimo grabs the pliers from both of them.* No actual physical violence allowed!Sure.
*Grabs one for himself*
We can continue this if you want. If you think you're stubborn, you've found the right family to join.
Aranya: Just you wait till I actually get your tongue removed. Then I'll never have to worry about asking for your consent again.Ah btw, shouldn't you usually ask for the consent of your patients for whatever operation you do? ... you're really unethical.😶
I didn't start it this time!*Maitimo grabs the pliers from both of them.* No actual physical violence allowed!
Huh! Well, my wife wouldn't really appreciate this. And believe me when I say you don't want to mess with her.😏Aranya: Just you wait till I actually get your tongue removed. Then I'll never have to worry about asking for your consent again.
Maitimo: To her, medicinal ethics are more like... friendly suggestions.
Aranya: And don't you forget it! If I had "ethics," you would have never gotten all those hallucinatory painkiller drugs that kept you pleasantly high for a while after Thangorodrim.
Aranya: Why do I care about what your wife thinks about whatever methods I thought best to give Maitimo some relief from his agonizing distress? Nothing else was helping him. It was best to let him hallucinate about kitties for a while.Huh! Well, my wife wouldn't really appreciate this. And believe me when I say you don't want to mess with her.😏
I do appreciate the drugs. I was referring to my tongue.Aranya: Why do I care about what your wife thinks about whatever methods I thought best to give Maitimo some relief from his agonizing distress? Nothing else was helping him. It was best to let him hallucinate about kitties for a while.
Aranya: Oh. *begrudingly* That's fair.I do appreciate the drugs. I was referring to my tongue.
Aranya: Cuz I was gonna say. Your obnoxiousness is annoying but at least I respect it. What I do NOT respect is the legalistic people who were like "ohhhh you shouldn't give him psychoactive drugs because that's Unethical and whatever" even though it was the only thing that could give him any relief. So if you had turned out to be like that, I'd disown you.I do appreciate the drugs. I was referring to my tongue.
Thank you. You're also very annoying.☺️Aranya: Cuz I was gonna say. Your obnoxiousness is annoying but at least I respect it.
Makes me want to put them through the same thing.🙂What I do NOT respect is the legalistic people who were like "ohhhh you shouldn't give him psychoactive drugs because that's Unethical and whatever" even though it was the only thing that could give him any relief.
Leave me alone please, my little carrot.Amrod: If his tongue really does develop a fungal infection, I want to see it. It would make a fascinating discovery for my journals!
Tell me, Tyelko, how does your tongue feel right now?
But you have to let me see! I want to examine your tongue. Just say “ahh!”Leave me alone please, my little carrot.
Laurinalótë: Ahh!Just say “ahh!”
But she’s a flower! She doesn’t have a tongue. Or does she??Look? She said ahh. Go examine her tongue.
*Shoos him away*
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