Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.

• Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
• Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
• Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
• Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
• At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
• If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
  • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
• Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
• At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.

That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Aranya: I'M NOT A CHILD, I'VE BEEN OLD ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED FOR LITERAL CENTURIES, AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS GUY BEING INSECURE ABOUT HIS OATH WE WOULD HAVE MARRIED CENTURIES AGO AND HAVE CHILDREN AND PROBABLY GRANDCHILDREN AT THIS POINT--

*Puts her on life support oxygen*
Breathe now will ya? Can't have you die before your wedding.

Maitimo: *to Tyelko* You triggered her on purpose, didn't you?

That's practically my job.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

*Puts her on life support oxygen*
Breathe now will ya? Can't have you die before your wedding.

*Aranya rips the mask off and throws it at Tyelko's head. It meets its target.* I'M THE HEALER, NOT YOU. 😡 SHUT UP BEFORE I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH AN UNCURABLE FUNGUS ON YOUR TONGUE AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO REMOVE IT.

That's practically my job.

Maitimo: Mmkay, well, I draw the line at physically putting something on her face. *watches his enraged fiancée with heart eyes*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*Aranya rips the mask off and throws it at Tyelko's head. It meets its target.* I'M THE HEALER, NOT YOU. 😡 SHUT UP BEFORE I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH AN UNCURABLE FUNGUS ON YOUR TONGUE AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO REMOVE IT.

Ouch! You should have attended the temper control classes I signed you up for! Come on now, you're going to be a bride. At least act regal.

Besides, can you even reach my tongue?

Maitimo: Mmkay, well, I draw the line at physically putting something on her face. *watches his enraged fiancée with heart eyes*

Nenya business. She's my sister now and you have no say in this.☺️

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Ouch! You should have attended the temper control classes I signed you up for! Come on now, you're going to be a bride. At least act regal.

Besides, can you even reach my tongue?

Nenya business. She's my sister now and you have no say in this.☺️

Maitimo: Her hot temper has kept me alive, so. Also, you might want to check the candy you were eating earlier. I thought I caught a spot of mold in it. So, getting diagnosed with a tongue infection may very well be in your future.

*Aranya grabs a pair of pliers.* Wanna find out? 😏

Maitimo: You put the "hot" in "hot-tempered.

Aranya: *blushes* You put the "hot" in "hot mess."

Caranthir: UGHHHH YOU GUYS ARE SO CHEESY. *throws another blanket on their heads*

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Nenya business.

*Laurinalótë claps her leaves together in approval of the pun, making a flhwat-flhwat sound.*

Caranthir: UGHHHH YOU GUYS ARE SO CHEESY. *throws another blanket on their heads*

You should have seen my lady and lord earlier! *Thinks about projecting a certain memory but decides against it.*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Maitimo: Her hot temper has kept me alive, so. Also, you might want to check the candy you were eating earlier. I thought I caught a spot of mold in it. So, getting diagnosed with a tongue infection may very well be in your future.

Thank you. I have Sidhel as my healer for whatever problem rising.☺️

*Aranya grabs a pair of pliers.* Wanna find out? 😏

Sure.
*Grabs one for himself*
We can continue this if you want. If you think you're stubborn, you've found the right family to join.

Maitimo: You put the "hot" in "hot-tempered.

Aranya: *blushes* You put the "hot" in "hot mess."

Caranthir: UGHHHH YOU GUYS ARE SO CHEESY. *throws another blanket on their heads*

Thank you brother for all your sacrifices.😔

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Ah btw, shouldn't you usually ask for the consent of your patients for whatever operation you do? ... you're really unethical.😶

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Sure.
*Grabs one for himself*
We can continue this if you want. If you think you're stubborn, you've found the right family to join.

*Maitimo grabs the pliers from both of them.* No actual physical violence allowed!

Ah btw, shouldn't you usually ask for the consent of your patients for whatever operation you do? ... you're really unethical.😶

Aranya: Just you wait till I actually get your tongue removed. Then I'll never have to worry about asking for your consent again.

Maitimo: To her, medicinal ethics are more like... friendly suggestions.

Aranya: And don't you forget it! If I had "ethics," you would have never gotten all those hallucinatory painkiller drugs that kept you pleasantly high for a while after Thangorodrim.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*Maitimo grabs the pliers from both of them.* No actual physical violence allowed!

I didn't start it this time!

Aranya: Just you wait till I actually get your tongue removed. Then I'll never have to worry about asking for your consent again.

Maitimo: To her, medicinal ethics are more like... friendly suggestions.

Aranya: And don't you forget it! If I had "ethics," you would have never gotten all those hallucinatory painkiller drugs that kept you pleasantly high for a while after Thangorodrim.

Huh! Well, my wife wouldn't really appreciate this. And believe me when I say you don't want to mess with her.😏
(This reminded me of a nurse which attended to my dad in the hospital when he had dislocated his shoulder. My dad would wince and she was ready with her drugs lol.🤣)

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Huh! Well, my wife wouldn't really appreciate this. And believe me when I say you don't want to mess with her.😏

Aranya: Why do I care about what your wife thinks about whatever methods I thought best to give Maitimo some relief from his agonizing distress? Nothing else was helping him. It was best to let him hallucinate about kitties for a while.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Aranya: Why do I care about what your wife thinks about whatever methods I thought best to give Maitimo some relief from his agonizing distress? Nothing else was helping him. It was best to let him hallucinate about kitties for a while.

I do appreciate the drugs. I was referring to my tongue.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

I do appreciate the drugs. I was referring to my tongue.

Aranya: Oh. *begrudingly* That's fair.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

I do appreciate the drugs. I was referring to my tongue.

Aranya: Cuz I was gonna say. Your obnoxiousness is annoying but at least I respect it. What I do NOT respect is the legalistic people who were like "ohhhh you shouldn't give him psychoactive drugs because that's Unethical and whatever" even though it was the only thing that could give him any relief. So if you had turned out to be like that, I'd disown you.

Maitimo: I remember those kitties with fondness. 😊

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Amrod: If his tongue really does develop a fungal infection, I want to see it. It would make a fascinating discovery for my journals!

Tell me, Tyelko, how does your tongue feel right now?

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Aranya: Cuz I was gonna say. Your obnoxiousness is annoying but at least I respect it.

Thank you. You're also very annoying.☺️

What I do NOT respect is the legalistic people who were like "ohhhh you shouldn't give him psychoactive drugs because that's Unethical and whatever" even though it was the only thing that could give him any relief.

Makes me want to put them through the same thing.🙂

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Amrod: If his tongue really does develop a fungal infection, I want to see it. It would make a fascinating discovery for my journals!

Tell me, Tyelko, how does your tongue feel right now?

Leave me alone please, my little carrot.

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Leave me alone please, my little carrot.

But you have to let me see! I want to examine your tongue. Just say “ahh!”

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Just say “ahh!”

Laurinalótë: Ahh!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Look? She said ahh. Go examine her tongue.
*Shoos him away*

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

Look? She said ahh. Go examine her tongue.
*Shoos him away*

But she’s a flower! She doesn’t have a tongue. Or does she??

*Goes over to YM and taps his shoulder.* Lean down, please. I would like to examine the talking flower on your head to see if she has a tongue.