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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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*shrugs* Don’t ask me. I don’t know how animated duck biology works.
Laurinalótë: I-- don't either.

Yavanna: Would I wish to know why this with a hint of falseness rings?

Laurinalótë: See, Celandine got out into the world. Her beloved person took her with him. She was bound to stick around and learn some... things. She's the expert, not I.
 
I-uh, no, not exactly. I knew everything that I knew. Apparently there are some things in existence I didn’t know to know back then. But I did know what I knew. Make sense?
Ah, my favorite kind of speech. Completely clear and imprecise.

Yavanna: Explains why Aulë never hung out in your patch for long.

Laurinalótë: I have no idea what you mean!
 
I-uh, no, not exactly. I knew everything that I knew. Apparently there are some things in existence I didn’t know to know back then. But I did know what I knew. Make sense?
Now you are just lying more. Is this the example you want to be for your son?
Next you are going to say Fautuatar isn't real!
(I mean Santa lol!)
 
You seem in dire need of marriage counseling. I can recommend the one my parents go to?
*Laurinalótë aggressively coughs*
*Aulë waves a comforting hand from his forge, miming patting a back*
Yavanna: I hope you do not choke.

I am not lying! I am an honest Elda.

And as for Fautuatar, *looks down at Ereinion, who’s staring up and watching him* *covers his son’s ears* he’s not.
Laurinalótë: 🎶Oh, Santa...!🎶
 
I think laurinalótë is getting sick.
*Puts a napkin around her like a blanket*
Here. Stay warm.
I have Russandol's hair, no thank you.

Yavanna: Need I contact Celandine to make sure she doesn't overload you with modernities next time?

Laurinalótë: You should contact your husband first, my lady...

Yavanna: Speedier is communication than you are aware.

*All hear footsteps*
 
You-- You-- you are just lying again.
*Tears up*
Fautuatar is real!
*stares at Tyelko pointedly with a forced smile* *keeps his voice low so his son can’t hear* Can we please not have this conversation in front of Ereinion? He gets excited to see Fautuatar every year still, and I try to make it special for him.

Ereinion: Fautuatar?! Is he coming?? Oh-oh, ok! I want a pony, and a bicycle, and candy, and chocolate, and a lizard, and… *starts bouncing on his toes and counting off the items on his fingers*
 
*stares at Tyelko pointedly with a forced smile* *keeps his voice low so his son can’t hear* Can we please not have this conversation in front of Ereinion? He gets excited to see Fautuatar every year still, and I try to make it special for him.
Well you just ruined it for me! Now I want to know where all my presents are coming from!
Ereinion: Fautuatar?! Is he coming?? Oh-oh, ok! I want a pony, and a bicycle, and candy, and chocolate, and a lizard, and… *starts bouncing on his toes and counting off the items on his fingers*
I can take care of the pony and the lizard little one. Just give me a couple of days!
 
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