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Tyelko: I love this guy!*Sauron, with a I'd kill to not be here tone*
you better watch out.
you better not cry.
you better not pout I'm telling you why.
Fautuatar is coming to town.
Fautuatar is coming to town.
Fautuatar is coming to tooown.
Tyelko: I hate this guy!You really expect me to relax?! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS WHO TORTURED ME FOR THIRTY YEARS!
Sauron: well I'm sorry! I had to pay rent and I needed that job!You really expect me to relax?! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS WHO TORTURED ME FOR THIRTY YEARS!
Hey!
Well boo hoo you. I still have scars and chronic pain from all the times you prodded me with scorching hot rods or whipped me or whatever!Sauron: well I'm sorry! I had to pay rent and I needed that job!
...Hey!
Oh ...um ...thanks. I hated the hat.
Oh I know this amazing chiropractor who can help you! Fixed all my Numenor flooding scars and everything!Well boo hoo you. I still have scars and chronic pain from all the times you prodded me with scorching hot rods or whipped me or whatever!
Tyelko: I can glue it on his head!Would someone with two hands help me sew that thing back on?
Yeah, we've all got our eyes on you, Thauron!!Well, I've got my eye on you, so watch it.
Why would I trust you? Also I have my own chiropractor, thank you very much. He managed to straighten my spine out after you and your boss hung me from my arm for thirty years!Oh I know this amazing chiropractor who can help you! Fixed all my Numenor flooding scars and everything!
Get him, Tyelko!!
Come now Russandol. I'm a very professional person and whatever I did to you was due to them being my responsibilities rather than any hate I harbor for you. I would not recommend a bad chiropractor to you for it would be unprofessional.Why would I trust you? Also I have my own chiropractor, thank you very much. He managed to straighten my spine out after you and your boss hung me from my arm for thirty years!
Tyelko: Oh I will!Get him, Tyelko!!
*glaring and bristling* I don’t care what your reasons were back then. You and your master tortured my best friend mercilessly in horrifyingly painful and unspeakable ways for over 30 years, taking joy in his torment and agony. I would never trust you, even if you were the last of the Ainur on Arda.Come now Russandol. I'm a very professional person and whatever I did to you was due to them being my responsibilities rather than any hate I harbor for you. I would not recommend a bad chiropractor to you for it would be unprofessional.
*jumps on top with a hot glue gun and glues the pom-pom back on, as well as annoying jingle bells for good measure*Tyelko: Oh I will!
Sauron: get of me you stupid child!
*They wrestle on the ground until Sauron manages to take the tube from him and holds it out of his reach*
Tyelko: give it back that's from my emergency stash! Nelyo the mean torturer won't give back my glue tube! I needed it for Laurë's lunch!
*hands him the hot glue gun* Have at it, cousin.Tyelko: nice job Finno!
*High-fives him*
Although...I wanted to glue the hat to his head too. And I still want my glue back!
*sarcastically* Oh, well that makes it okay then.Come now Russandol. I'm a very professional person and whatever I did to you was due to them being my responsibilities rather than any hate I harbor for you. I would not recommend a bad chiropractor to you for it would be unprofessional.
Fautuatar: It's ALL Mrs. Fautuatar's fault!Come now Aulë. The beard gave you away. Told you to let me dye it.
Strict probation, huh? Why are you letting him anywhere near me then? He's the last person I want to see! Actually, second to last, right behind Morgoth. Doesn't even seem sorry he tortured me either.
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