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Hair Dye, Cloning and General Epic Chaoticness

Welcome to the Chaotic RP of TTF! This is a fun, spontaneous, lighthearted, and most importantly, chaotic RP which is available to anyone who wishes to join. While our primary goal is to have fun, we have a few rules in order to keep some method to the madness.
  • Firstly, each character belongs to their respective TTF user. In other words, you can't write for a character if someone else has claimed that character. If you're new to the thread, please ask the group which characters are available before you claim one.
  • Even though this thread is chaotic and spontaneous, we do have a storyline going. If you're new to the thread, please read the most recent few pages, or more, so you're caught up on what's going on.
  • Make sure to interact with other people's characters. Don't just go off and write your own thing without interacting with anybody.
  • Don't completely ignore or change the storyline.
  • At the same time, please be flexible if someone introduces a new turn of the plot. This is not a carefully planned RP, and it needs to have flexibility for any chaotic new thing someone comes up with (within reason-- it does need to connect to the main story at least loosely).
  • If you are writing for multiple characters, use a script format to indicate which character is speaking. Use asterisks* to denote action. For example:
    • Maitimo: *tries to shake Celeraccoon off his arm* STOP BITING ME, TYELKO!
  • Try to keep spam to a minimum. I would define "spamming" in this thread as writing more than a page over the course of a few hours. (This can be a tough one to follow, I know.) But spamming makes it hard for other people to keep up.
  • At the same time, if you're going to be absent for an extended period of time, we recommend writing your character out temporarily (such as having them disappear or go somewhere) so other people can continue while you're gone.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions or need any help, please feel free to ask!
 
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*Sauron, with a I'd kill to not be here tone*
you better watch out.
you better not cry.
you better not pout I'm telling you why.
Fautuatar is coming to town.
Fautuatar is coming to town.
Fautuatar is coming to tooown.
Tyelko: I love this guy!
You really expect me to relax?! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS WHO TORTURED ME FOR THIRTY YEARS!
Tyelko: I hate this guy!
You really expect me to relax?! YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS WHO TORTURED ME FOR THIRTY YEARS!
Sauron: well I'm sorry! I had to pay rent and I needed that job!
*uses sword to cut off the pom pom of his Elf hat*
Hey!
Oh ...um ...thanks. I hated the hat.
 
Well boo hoo you. I still have scars and chronic pain from all the times you prodded me with scorching hot rods or whipped me or whatever!
Oh I know this amazing chiropractor who can help you! Fixed all my Numenor flooding scars and everything!
Would someone with two hands help me sew that thing back on?
Tyelko: I can glue it on his head!
*Attacks Sauron with his emergency tube of super glue*
Sauron: NO!
 
Well, I've got my eye on you, so watch it.
Yeah, we've all got our eyes on you, Thauron!!

Oh I know this amazing chiropractor who can help you! Fixed all my Numenor flooding scars and everything!
Why would I trust you? Also I have my own chiropractor, thank you very much. He managed to straighten my spine out after you and your boss hung me from my arm for thirty years!

Tyelko: I can glue it on his head!
*Attacks Sauron with his emergency tube of super glue*
Sauron: NO!
Get him, Tyelko!!
 
Why would I trust you? Also I have my own chiropractor, thank you very much. He managed to straighten my spine out after you and your boss hung me from my arm for thirty years!
Come now Russandol. I'm a very professional person and whatever I did to you was due to them being my responsibilities rather than any hate I harbor for you. I would not recommend a bad chiropractor to you for it would be unprofessional.
Get him, Tyelko!!
Tyelko: Oh I will!
Sauron: get of me you stupid child!
*They wrestle on the ground until Sauron manages to take the tube from him and holds it out of his reach*
Tyelko: give it back that's from my emergency stash! Nelyo the mean torturer won't give back my glue tube! I needed it for Laurë's lunch!
 
Come now Russandol. I'm a very professional person and whatever I did to you was due to them being my responsibilities rather than any hate I harbor for you. I would not recommend a bad chiropractor to you for it would be unprofessional.
*glaring and bristling* I don’t care what your reasons were back then. You and your master tortured my best friend mercilessly in horrifyingly painful and unspeakable ways for over 30 years, taking joy in his torment and agony. I would never trust you, even if you were the last of the Ainur on Arda.

Also, is no one concerned that he called Fautuatar “Aulë”? (Though really, it should have been obvious with the red beard, which makes me relieved because I knew it wasn’t really Fautuatar because Fautuatar isn’t real.)

*jumps on top with a hot glue gun and glues the pom-pom back on, as well as annoying jingle bells for good measure*
 
Come now Russandol. I'm a very professional person and whatever I did to you was due to them being my responsibilities rather than any hate I harbor for you. I would not recommend a bad chiropractor to you for it would be unprofessional.
*sarcastically* Oh, well that makes it okay then.

*watches in satisfaction as the hat is glued to Sauron's head* That glue is as hot as it can be, I hope?
 
Fautuatar: Aulë is not here. FAUTUATAR is. And *this* "Elf" is Sauron's recompense. He is helping me this year on strict probation.
Strict probation, huh? Why are you letting him anywhere near me then? He's the last person I want to see! Actually, second to last, right behind Morgoth. Doesn't even seem sorry he tortured me either.
 
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