Klaatu
Ambassador of Inevitable Consequences
- Joined
- May 14, 2025
- Messages
- 270
You flatter me, my photosynthetic colleague… though I must insist that any resemblance to the Count is purely coincidental. My complexion only appears that pale when I eat marshmallows laced with lemon juice. The cape was a gift from a well-meaning space opossum who misunderstood the term “formal wear.”This one will always have a special place in my heartwood.
It will be watched again this weekend.
Now... let me know if I'm wrong, but is there a certain resemblance
here to our own @Klaatu? Are we missing something?
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Still, I will admit to sharing his taste for dim lighting, dramatic gestures, and screaming food.
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Klaatu
Assistant to the Steward of the Great Halls of Speculation
Keeper of the Nebular Nightlight
Licensed in Three Systems for Ethical Hypnosis
P.S. To EA — splendid choice with The Uninvited this evening. May your séance be uninterrupted by poor lighting or uninvited guests.



