🎲 Lord of the Pants

[Wonko The Sane]

New twist on old favorite!

Legolas: You have my tights!

Gimli: And my pants!

Boromir in high nancy-pants voice: And my skirt!!

 

[Shadowfax]

HAHAHA!!!! That one was great!!!!! Go Wonko tS!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

*bows* Thanks, but I can't take all the credit.

My brothers and I watch LotR with the express purpose of thinking up more Lord of the Pants quotes.

 

[EverEve]

Muahha! That was evilly wonderful, Wonko!!! Tell your bro's theyre pretty goooddd....and tell yourself that too, of course...

 

[Wonko The Sane]

I shall tell them. Hehe...we're so evil.

I wish they'd let my bro back on the forum. It was fun when he was here.

 

[EverEve]

Who was your bro..and why isnt he on TTF?

 

[Wonko The Sane]

My brother was wonko...and he was banned for being a pain in the PANTS!!

Hah! How's that?

I don't really want to get into HOW he was a pain in th "pants" but you can PM me if you're really that interested...it was some months ago...

 

[EverEve]

If you've never noticed, Wonko, one with the shape defiecency-or-whatever-that-word-is, Im a lil slow with catching up on 'current' events. So muchos gracias for enlightening me.

That was a good joke by the way...

 

[HobbitGirl]

I don't know if this one's already been used, but here goes...

Isildur and Elrond in Mount Doom:
Elrond: Cast it into your pants! Destroy it!
Isildur: No!

 

[HobbitGirl]

I have another one!

Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Ring. Only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share pants!

 

[Legolas_lover12]

LOLOLOLOL. that is funny!!!!

 

[HobbitGirl]

Thanx...but I don't deserve all the credit. My dad and best friend helped with those.

 

[Legolas_lover12]

LOL. then tell ur dad and ur friend that those r funny!! LOL

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Elrond at the Council of Elrond: No, indeed it is hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to wear the secret pants and you are not.

Merry and Pippin: We're coming too!!

Pippin: Anyway, you need people of intelligence to wear this sort of skirt...pantyhose...er...pants...thing.

Merry: Well that rules you out, Pip.

Elrond: Nine trousers to cover the nine pants...

Pip: Great! Erm...who are we pantsing?

 

[Shadowfax]

Heeheehee!...It's wonderful! I got an image of little hobbits running around ME sneaking up on the agents of Sauron and pantsing them.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

AAH! I didn't even think of that! I laughed out loud...scary computer lab daemons made me hush though...Hehe.

 

[Legolas_lover12]

yah all the boys pants each other in gym. william has boxers w/ stars on them and andy wears breifs. LOL

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Hehe...
They never did that at my school...
Although I DO remember that Matt had some boxers that said "ho ho ho" on the band around them...that was amusing.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Boromir to Aragorn: One day, our pants will lead us there, and the tower guard will take up the call, 'the pants of Gondor have returned!'

 

[EverEve]

*falls out of her chair, smacks her head on the table, and lays on the floor, holding her head, and gasping for air* Wowzas, that was gerrreaT!

As the four hobbits are running through the Farmer's crops:

Merry: I dont understand what he's so upset about, twas only a couple of socks.
Pip: And some skirts. Oh and those pants we lifted last week...
Merry: Alright Pippin, my point is he's clearly overreacting...