Middle Earth Arse-stickers (like bumperstickers, but for the ponies)

[Shadowfax]

Gollum4Prez...because you're precioussss...

LOL! You'd have to be careful, because if I were driving behind you, I mught swerve off the road because I was laughing so hard! (btw, i share your view that smeagol is the real hero, i'd neigh if i saw the sticker)
How 'bout these? (if you don't live in an environmentalist town, you might not get them)

-have you hugged your hobbit today?
(from have you hugged a tree today)

-hug an orc, you'll never go back to hobbits
(hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees)

-Wild about lembas!
(wild about organic)

-Kill your palantir!
(kill your television)

-Swords don't kill people, Uruk-Hai do!

-D.A.R.E. to stay off pipe-weed!

 

[Tarien]

Elves unite-

Give ringbears a BRAKE-

Real men love Eru-

If you can read this, you'll never learn-

 

[Istar]

How many roads must a wizard travel down before he admits he is lost?

 

[Shadowfax]

Asking directions

Maybe that's why it took the fellowship so long to get to Mordor and Gondor, they were all men and refused to pull over and ask for directions! *heehee*

 

[Elbereth]

"Sam will kill him!"

That is my fave saying from the LOTR Diary.

 

[elvish-queen]

"if you are close enough to read this you are likely to get kicked"
(tee-hee had that on a t-shirt once)

"Why are you staring at my bum??"

Or, in really small print,
"nosy little bugger, aren't you? "

All I can think of for now!

 

[Istar]

Here's one for Orc-horses - HOBBITS: The other white meat.

 

[chrysophalax]

LOL!! That would serve for dragons as well!

 

[Elbereth]

How about an "Eru-fish" bumpersticker...like the "Jesus fish" stickers that are so popular in the US.

 

[Turgon]

How about 'Neigh if you make hay!'
or 'Kick the Hobbit - don't do drugs!'

 

[Istar]

Chrysophalax - You would put a bumper sticker on your own bum?

 

[DGoeij]

Is that an indecent proposal? I mean, even to a dragon.

 

[Shadowfax]

LOL-istar, I just noticed your sig! Love it! I think I cracked a rib!

 

[Istar]

Thanks, Shadowfax. Yours is pretty good too!
I was looking through some old E-mails, and I thought of you when I saw these:
If Superman is so clever, why is his underwear on the outside?
You know how cartons say "Open Here." What are the chances of seeing one that says "Open Somewhere Else"?

Here's an arse sticker for Legolas' horse:
WARNING: Rider only carries 20 arrows

 

[Shadowfax]

Heehee~ one of my friends drew a hilarious comic that had superman and Lois in it , and super man said, "No! I'm not going to marry you! You're too stupid! ALL you people are stupid! You still haven't figured out that I'm really Clark Kent! All I have to do is put on some glasses and mess up my hair! See?"
That's not quite how it went, hers was funnier.

 

[Bombadil's Bane]

To hell and back.


on frodo's pony coming home

 

[Tarien]

TEE HEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
ROTFDLLOLSLMPANAFANCTIEAWSBIIASLL!YCHFAMA!

 

[Mrs. Baggins]

does anyone put a bumper sticker on their bumper anymore?

 

[Shadowfax]

I do, 'cause my mom forbids me to put any on the paint part of my car. But I have some cool window decals. Which brings me to my next suggestion. I don't know if all you guys have Dutch Bros. Coffee joints, but they have some really cool window decals. I have one that says "Dutch Love ", so maybe they could have one that says,"Orc Love", or "Elf Love" etc.

 

[tookish-girl]

These are so great guys!
What about: "Wizards do it in their pointy hats"
(as in: Policemen do it in their hats, Surfers do it standing)