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No, I was joking because cops like donuts.
After thinking for a minute (when you first answered) I thought it made sense because cops really do hang out the donut shops.
(Verrrrrry clever, my friend 😉)
In fact, (pax to Tar-Elenion) I like it better than the real explanation. 😄
 
What is "donut armour" ?
Basically, an armor where extremities receive better protection than actually more important areas of the body. Good example is Pevensie armor from Narnia:



You will notice that he has his shoulders, forearms and lower legs protected by fairly heavy plate armor (and also has helmet in battle), yet his torso, upper arms and upper legs - all areas far more important and vulnerable than the lower extremities - are protected only by mail.

So, donut armor. Heavy on the outside, hollow in the middle - much like a donut.
 
Ummmm..... yeah... well, you forgot the "coolness factor".
If it's cool enough looking it doesn't matter if you're vulnerable or not!
I mean, look at Brad Pitt in Troy. He was a ....a.... a reverse donut! And was he not cool?
And Gerard Butler in 300... He was an almost naked donut! (But a cool naked donut)
 
This is true, I do some sword-fighting and it is the most common place to be whacked (it is very painful).
 
If Ent isn't mistaken, (and trust him he could be), "donut armor" was more frequent in the days of the heavier, longer broadsword, where hacking and chopping rather than stabbing were more the rule of the day. So arms, legs, etc. were more the target than the torso. (Though of course, stabbing was done at times.)

But as swords became lighter, quicker and more directed, the torso became more important to protect.

Later of course, even the long swords and short swords started to be replaced by the rapiers and foils, which were even quicker.

But again, this could all be a figment of Ent's wooden imagination.
 
That does make sense.
 
That does make sense.
No, it doesn't. In fact, reality is the exact opposite of what End has described. Donut armor never was a thing. And for a good reason. From the same blog:
It is correct that arms and legs were more often of a target than the torso was in the days of broadsword. And the reason for that is simple: torso was armored, and broadsword cannot cut through mail. That's it. Otherwise, arms and legs are far more difficult to hit than torso is, because they are smaller and more mobile targets.
 
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Oh no, the drawing I'm working on might have donut armor! 😬 The only plate armor it has is metal bracers and pauldrons. Oh well, it looks cool.

In all fairness, it does have mail covering the chest and torso, but there is a velvet tunic covering most of the mail so you can't see it. And my understanding is that mail is pretty protective and pretty much nothing can get through it.
 
So we're back to donut armor is used for actors, to provide them the ability to look good while still sporting attractive attire.
Nice.
 
In the realm of fantasy armour, my friend, that is the only thing that matters....that it look cool. 😉
(With apologies to Sheldon TBBT) "Arma mea, regulae meae."
 
Perhaps with rapier or foil, but not with broadsword or longsword. Short sword is a 'split decision' for Ent.

Rapier/foil are specifically made for 'thrusting' rather than 'hacking'. They brought a form of refinement and gentlemanliness to the sport of killing.

Broad and Long swords were basically just bludgeons with a finer edge, improving the ability to maim more efficiently. .
 
In the realm of fantasy armour, my friend, that is the only thing that matters....that it look cool. 😉
That can cause a problem at the other end of the scale (in films), so to speak.
In my EE of BoFA, it's on DVD 4 of 5, section "The Appendices Part 11 - continued", chapter 9 "Out from the Gate - Erebor Pickups", between about 3:55 and 8:00 minutes. Yes, they gave Thorin and his twelve companions some fantastic-looking armor ... which left them with the "nimbleness" of a giant Galapagos tortoise. It was discarded for the action scenes as totally impractical.
 
Shields get in the way of body strikes as well. And generally speaking in medieval combat, until the later period, a shield would be used. Targeting the legs (when not using shields) can be dangerous, as it leaves the head vulnerable to attack in a quicker time.
In addition, swords (medieval swords) and rapiers are all in the same general weight range of about two to four pounds (long swords (intended for use in two hands) towards the heavier end). Rapiers tended to be a little heavier than one handed swords.



Swords were well designed weapons used with skill, technique and finesse (as fully developed as any Japanese martial art). Not clumsy bashing implements.
 
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My reply to Maedhros was said with my tongue not too far from my cheek. 😉
I'm very glad that the prop-master for PJ's LOTR took pains to get some (most?) things right.
(As for the three Hobbit movies...I think that even the Void would reject having them🙄)
With respect to Maedhros designing armour... if he is a prop master for a movie...well, it's still his call.
But I think he is doing this for himself, therefore "Sheldon's rule" is still appropriate (imo)., if one is OK with "cool" trumping functionality/practicality.
 
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