Things are going from bad to worse. And this one I can't even blame S-eS for!
I've had this German comedy song running around my head most of today (for whatever reason - even I don't know).
By perhaps Germany's leading "song comedian" (for the US, only Ray Stevens, with his "Gitarzan" - I own the LP so titled - comes to mind), Mike Krüger.
Had his breakthrough in the mid-1970s, I have his first two (live-recorded) LPs from 1975 and 1976.
On the first one, with his signature song, he also had a short Rock'n'Roll piece, which he termed a "genuine German Rock'n'Roll", "Faltenrock".
"Rock", besides having been naturalized in Germany as the term for a music genre, also means apparel-wise (for women) skirt.
And the "Faltenrock" simply means a pleated skirt. The double meaning obviously gets "lost in translation", but a basic male-female disagreement on things fashion remains, IMO.
To let the cat out of the bag, I found a post on YouTube in which the original poster had written out the entire lyrics.
Which provided me with the missing text fragments to complete the translation that had also been doing a bee-in-the-bonnet aggravation to me.
Note: I had enough trouble finding rhymes that did not distort meaning too much or even completely. getting syllables right was impossible.
You have had enough "health warnings". You continue to read at your own risk.
I once knew a girl who was quite nice
she wasn’t thin, nor was she “twice”
she wasn’t short, nor was she tall
but made me bang my head to the wall
heaven help, she wears pleated skirts
oh, she wears pleated skirts
she wears pleated skirts, people
banging my head against the wall hurts
I told her
baby, please get rid of that
just makes you look like a bat
pleats do you not really grace
except for resembling your face
heaven help, she wears pleated skirts
oh, she wears pleated skirts
she wears pleated skirts, people
banging my head against the wall hurts
really tried everything I can
even booked a flight to Japan
bought her a kimono, hoping to mend her
when she burned it, I went on a bender
heaven help, she wears pleated skirts
oh, she wears pleated skirts
she wears pleated skirts, people
banging my head against the wall hurts
if you don’t take if off, we’ll have a fight
don’t tell me you also wear it at night
you won’t believe it, it sounds like a drama
at night she wears a pleated pyjama!
almost like pleated skirts
almost like pleated skirts
almost like pleated skirts, people
banging my head against the wall hurts
ouuu yeah
For those with sufficient language skills in German, I attach the YouTube link with the original 1975 performance (
the one with the entire original text written out):
A P.S.: Krüger claims (on the LP sleeve) to have composed the melody himself, too. Baloney Slices! He stole at least from "Blue Suede Shoes" and "Tutti Frutti"!