The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Áramandë Amaniel]

As there are of Gimli! 😄
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What is it that Legolas says?

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

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Is that another I see in the Halls of Mandos? Those Orcs need medical training, and some lessons with the Féanturi!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

What is it that Legolas says?

Probably "stay on topic" 😁

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Or get schooled.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Some of these are ridiculous 😅

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

Some of these are ridiculous 😅

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Yeah-- this one is pretty out-there...

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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What a list!

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Lithóniel]

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[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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More. Egg. Humor.

Oh no...

 

[Lithóniel]

More. Egg. Humor.

Oh no...

Just embrace it! Embrace the eggs! 🥚

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

Just embrace it! Embrace the eggs! 🥚

Literally? That could be messy....

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Eljorahir]

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Now we finally see the true source of Sauron's evil...unimaginable eye irritation from all those giant spice particles! I mean...come on...that's gotta be irritating. After all...Sauron is just one big eye. Could have saved a lotta hassle if instead of the Istari, Manwe would have just sent Retinarin, Greatest of the Maiar Ophthalmologists.

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

Now we finally see the true source of Sauron's evil...unimaginable eye irritation from all those giant spice particles! I mean...come on...that's gotta be irritating. After all...Sauron is just one big eye. Could have saved a lotta hassle if instead of the Istari, Manwe would have just sent Retinarin, Greatest of the Maiar Ophthalmologists.

This is oddly non-canon, but seriously hilarious.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

Literally? That could be messy....

Yet figuratively, it's quite the omen for both of us...(glad to see we are the only two standing! )