The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

And for those coming here for Tolkien memes:

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Ungoliant's song, inspired by the Major General's song, by Erwen Brogiel.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035960/1/Ungoliant-s-song

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Ungoliant's song, inspired by the Major General's song, by Erwen Brogiel.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035960/1/Ungoliant-s-song

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This is the most amazing thing I've ever read. 😂

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Ungoliant's song, inspired by the Major General's song, by Erwen Brogiel.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035960/1/Ungoliant-s-song

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I for real just went and sang this whole thing to myself to see if it completely fit. There's a few lines that seem the wrong number of syllables, but I'm not sure if that's because I've forgotten the tune at those points, but overall, it works really, really, well!!

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[herlig9]

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Me, who first read LOTR in 1967:

Everyone else here:

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Me, whenever a rechargeable device finally dies:

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Me, whenever a rechargeable device finally dies:
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Not me and my pile of old phones and laptops that I haven't figured out how to get rid of... 😂

 

[herlig9]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

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Me. I'm the kid.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Me. I'm the kid.

I went to see the Fellowship of the Ring movie when it came out, and I slept through the whole thing.

Mind you, I was only a few weeks old.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I went to see the Fellowship of the Ring movie when it came out, and I slept through the whole thing.

Mind you, I was only a few weeks old.

Frodo, massaging the morgul wound: you did not miss much.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[herlig9]