🎲 3 words at a time story.

[Radaghast]

spaghetti and meatballs

 

[Vorondil]

Which burned his

 

[Starbrow]

Ralph Lauren leggings

 

[LaurelinBearsFruit]

with tomato sauce

 

[Radaghast]

in his hair

 

[Vorondil]

And his moustache

 

[LaurelinBearsFruit]

was completely covered

 

[Vorondil]

In oyster goo

 

[LaurelinBearsFruit]

In oyster goo

First of all, yuck lol.

which became sentient

 

[Radaghast]

and captured his

 

[Aeweniel]

spaghetti and meatballs

[Those are going to be some burned spaghetti and meatballs if they're in the Crack of Doom!!!}]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

and captured his

favorite Dwarf eggs

 

[Aeweniel]

holding them ransom

 

[Starbrow]

for more bacon!

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

"Help!" cried the

 

[Radaghast]

panicked Humpty Dumpty

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

"Gotta balance, Son!"

 

[Radaghast]

said Sam Elliott

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

, swallowing an egg

 

[Radaghast]

and Jeffrey Lebowski