🎲 3 words at a time story.

[Andromadus the Invictus]

Northern Scotland, where

 

[Aldarion]

bookworm trolls abide

 

[elessar_estel]

to headless orcs

 

[Andromadus the Invictus]

Whose wooden clogs

 

[Vorondil]

Clogged the drains

 

[Andromadus the Invictus]

When it rains

 

[Starbrow]

and it pours

 

[Andromadus the Invictus]

and the drawers

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Open by themselves

 

[Starbrow]

revealing cook books

 

[Andromadus the Invictus]

which detail how

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Orcs cook books.

 

[Andromadus the Invictus]

seasoned with fine

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Hot sauce and

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

slightly unholy meat

 

[Radaghast]

from a Krustyburger

 

[Starbrow]

served by Bart

 

[elessar_estel]

tasted by morgoth

 

[Idril Celebrindal]

who decided it

 

[elessar_estel]

needs more man-flesh