🎲 3 words at a time story.

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

and Tom Slick

 

[Radaghast]

crashed into each

 

[Starbrow]

other on Caradhras

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

but Super Chicken

 

[Radaghast]

developed cannibalistic cravings

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

and megalomanic urges

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

while eating bacon

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

cooked by orcs

 

[Vorondil]

and served at

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Darth Vader's Diner

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

staffed by

 

[Radaghast]

his orc troopers

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

beheaded poor Barbie

 

[Radaghast]

to make milkshakes

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

out of dandelions

 

[Starbrow]

and dancing caterpillars

 

[Radaghast]

Barbie was distraught

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Because Ken died

 

[Radaghast]

from heat exhaustion

 

[Idril Celebrindal]

And severe dehydration