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[Tar-Ancalime]

*only joking elbe* (to self are valar type people always this gullable)


And Jinkie attacked bob and sent him to the witch of west's lair

 

[Elbereth]

Upon arriving at the witch of the west lair...Bob discovers that the lair is not actually a lair anymore but a psychadelic love shack.

Apparently the witch's cronies decided to remodel the joint after the very sudden and unexpected melting of the Wicked Witch of the West. As Bob enters the love shack he is hit by a cloud of pink smoke which he inhales with a choke. He then looks back at Jinkie the cat...but Jinkie is no longer behind him. Instead there is a Giant Catapillar behind him smoking a large water pipe. the Catapillar winks at Bob and then chuckles to himself before he takes a long puff on his pipe.

Bob gives the catapillar a strange droopy look and then rubs his smoke filled eyes.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

after bob rubbed his eyes he was zapped out of the computer and saw orlando bloom as legolas peforming sillmarillion: The musical

 

[HLGStrider]

"NO NO ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!" Bob begs as Illuvatar sings ME into existance... Legolas turns and looks at Bob then calls the police. The caterpillar crawlsoutof thecomputer and takes Bob to the Local Taco Bell.

 

[Samwise_hero]

Meanwhile the police turn up at Orlando Bloom's house and arest him for stealing the Legolas costume from PJ.
"I just wanted to be him!" He cries as the police throw him into the car and speed off.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than PJ comes and rescues orlando bloom from prison only Orlando bloom must give up his legolas costume. Therefore he does. Meanwhile at taco bell bob is captured by Billy Boyd (pip) and the guy who plays merry.

 

[HLGStrider]

A big, fat guy... actually Jabba the Hutt in disguise... rolls out of the back room of Taco Bell and starts a fight with Pippen. Sean Austin comes to the rescue.

 

[Samwise_hero]

Sean jabs Jabba The Hutt in the stomach with the tip of a sword and Jabba The Hutt explodes and splatters Taco Bell with intrails......."ewwww" everyone cries!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

So Merry, Pip, and samwise sue taco bell and make millions. They leave bob in the middle of an LA freeway

 

[HLGStrider]

Wearing a full length ball room dress....
"Now this is wrong," thinks Bob... Two guys ask him out, but he runs for it and hides under the serf below the Golden Gate in San Fransisco. Someone mistakes him for a terrorist, attempting to blow up the bridge using a whoopie cusion, and he is arrested.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

So he demands with local authorities! and hires jesse jackson and cartman as his lawyers

 

[HLGStrider]

Bill O'Rielly has Bob on his show, but after that Bob finds he is being stalked by Alan Colmes...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

so he joins forces with DR. evil and falls madly in love with mini-me

 

[Samwise_hero]

But mini-me rejects bob and he is heart broken. Then all of a sudden the most beautiful girl in the world (don't know who) walks in and asks bob to go to.......

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and take her back to paris where she lives and "escort her for security reasons" . The girl is a gorgeous parisian girl...all but 17. She is named Genieve. Bob is blown away by her lucious brown hair and dazzling green eyes.

 

[HLGStrider]

As Bob is leaving on her private jet Goldfinger attacks... his pistol shot causes the plane to go down on a tropical island inhabited by Smurfs. Bob and the model take refuge in the planes shatter fuslage.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Together they create a dear girl named sophia.

 

[HLGStrider]

but all three of them are quickly attacked by Godzilla and Mothma, who decided to get together.

 

[Samwise_hero]

And out of love Bob saves his two girls and in the mean time gets riped to shreads and eaten. Ouch that's gotta hurt. But then he comes back as Sean Bean's twin.

 

[HLGStrider]

He attempts to find the super model and dear girl by putting out several personal adds... This attracts a large fly-woman named Bertha, Mothma's second cousin.