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and bob is about killed until 35,000,000 hobbits come and hit the fly lady cousinof mothman with stones.

 

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They were the wild inhabitants of a small portion of Montana known as The Place You've Never Been Before. They took Bob there and promptly changed the name to The Place Bob Is. They were highly accomadating folk.

 

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than they invited bob to a surprise hobbit strip party

 

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The very thought gives Bob a headache and he is rushed to a nearby hospital. The Hobbits decide he isn't worth their time and continue on without him.

Bob wakes up and orders a pizza.

 

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And who delivers the pizza? None other than Dougie!!!!
Bob starts scoffing down the pizza because he hasn't eaten for ages. Next the Nazgul come in and stand at the end of his bed with swords in hand................... ( i think Bob's in trouble)

 

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Than Bob uses his pizza for a shield...the wraith stabs it and their is now such a thing as pizzawraiths! ! Than the others who folowed dougie came in...Lord Voldermort and none other than Harry Potter!

 

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When all seemed lost there was a bang and Miracle Max appeared and ordered a BLT. He then turned on them to ask what the problem was. The pizza wraiths were confronted by the MacDonald Wraiths who asked if he wanted fries with that. Then came... ANCHOVIES!!!

 

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Than bob was turned into a bunny rabbit!

 

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He immediately ate all the anchovies and gained about ten pounds. The pizza and macdonald wraiths were also consumed... By the time he ended his binge he was a two hundred pound bunny rabbit. The others fled in terror.

 

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alas one thing stood between the bunny and absolute power! A q-tip!

 

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He grabbed a toothpick to combat this evil force, but no. It was not to be. He was knocked down by the Q-tip and tied up with dental floss. They then covered him in toothpaste and brought out the electric tooth brush. He begged for mercy...

 

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but q-tip slit bob's throat anyway

 

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Fortunately for Bob a few friendly bandaids were passing, and they did his neck back up. The poor, defeated bunny thought it was best to flee for his life. He hid behind a blender in the kitchen and retired to the country to grow carrots. He started a smooth business. His carrot cake smoothy was very popular.

 

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but when things seemed to be going smoothley his place was vandilized by the HARRISON FORDS

 

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Deciding that desperate times called for desperate measures he took out a yard stick and desperately measured the damage.

 

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Than the harrison fords came back and kidnapped Bob and turned him through vodoo into a human again but he was only an inch tall. Bob was being held hostage.

 

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In return for the return of Bob they wanted the holy grail and arc of the covenant. Steven Speilburg was reluctant to surrender.

 

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But they used the ultimate tortcher on poor, defensless speilberg the end of contract threat! and Speilberg gave up and put bob in a fish aquariam without any water and gave him a barbie doll who looked amazingly like Zelda as a companion...there bob lived..would he ever escape from the empty fish tank???

 

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Just when things couldn't get worse, the sadistic Speilburg left the TV on in front of Bob's prison with Spounge Bob on... turned up loud. He then superglued Bob's eyes to the set....

WILL THIS TORTURE NEVER END???

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

 

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then a nuclear bomb hit because George W. bush accidently was playing with the buttons in the pentagon and killed everyone in LA but bob and the Harrison Fords