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Cruella sobbed because she never got the coat she wanted so Bob bought her a letterman jacket that had a big D on the sleeve. She was so happy. She love it so much. She kissed Bob and did her hair and smiled and laughed and turned into Gwyneth Patrol.
Bob cried because he'd lost yet another true love, even if she had tried to make coats out of him.
Bob had gained a considerable amount of weight in the past fewyears and was now officially the world's only living mountain. He was causing the earths gravitational fields to be off.
then Feanorian who is still not sure as to how he ended up in the Circle of Evil looked around and found nothing but emptyness. he cried himself to sleep.
Feanor's laughter caused Bob and Elgee to become very angery with him. Elgee scooped up her cat in a giant pooper --scooper and Bob dashed at Feanor with a knife.
"AH-HA!" shouted Feanor. "So you would challange me? The maker of the the Silmarils! The true ruler of the Noldor! You would assail me! This shall not be! I will defeat you all for I have a Mitsubishi!"
And BC blamed Anamatar because he was the one that told BC to put him in! And Elgee slowly became eviler and eviler! But BC reversed the process making her anti evil making BC evilest! What an evil thing to do!
Feanor disappeared and was later found in group sessions for people who are anti-social. He was forced to tell the members of his group what he did that week which made him cringe and desire a Chicken Quesadilla......
Feanor was very angry about how his boss was handling the whole Quesadilla ordeal...but then he remembered that he was the creator of the Sils and had riches unimaginable....mwuahahahahah
Ah, but it was too late for Bob. . .Bob had been caught by the Iraqi information minister and was listening to him give HIS impression of Sean Hannity for a change.