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[Valdarmyr]

...and as she fell, her cigarette holder poked Bob in the eye.

 

[Feanorian]

which was made of brown jello

 

[HLGStrider]

Cruella sobbed because she never got the coat she wanted so Bob bought her a letterman jacket that had a big D on the sleeve. She was so happy. She love it so much. She kissed Bob and did her hair and smiled and laughed and turned into Gwyneth Patrol.

 

[Feanorian]

Who got cought in a gust of wind because she is so thin and never eats.......goodbye Gwenyth

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob cried because he'd lost yet another true love, even if she had tried to make coats out of him.

Bob had gained a considerable amount of weight in the past fewyears and was now officially the world's only living mountain. He was causing the earths gravitational fields to be off.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And then he died because one of his red blood cells exploded and caused a thermal meltdown destroying the world

Luckily they were on the 'Fake' earth for this WHOLE story and everyone went back to earth except for Bob, Kane, and Sesshoumaru

 

[HLGStrider]

Then Bob requested to get the last place in the darkness, with Bill O'Rielly and Nancy Drew. Bob was a big fan of Nancy Drew.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And BC made Elgee the princess of darkness, compleeting the 9!

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob was heart broken. He flung himself at BC's evil avatar and tried to rip it's heart out. Elgee was weeping in the corner with her cats.

 

[Feanorian]

then Feanorian who is still not sure as to how he ended up in the Circle of Evil looked around and found nothing but emptyness. he cried himself to sleep.

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee's cats came over to Feanor and began to lick his feet. Bob was sobbing. Elgee was sobbing. Feanor began to laugh because his feet tickled.

 

[Marah Seph]

Feanor's laughter caused Bob and Elgee to become very angery with him. Elgee scooped up her cat in a giant pooper --scooper and Bob dashed at Feanor with a knife.

 

[HLGStrider]

"AH-HA!" shouted Feanor. "So you would challange me? The maker of the the Silmarils! The true ruler of the Noldor! You would assail me! This shall not be! I will defeat you all for I have a Mitsubishi!"

 

[BlackCaptain]

And BC blamed Anamatar because he was the one that told BC to put him in! And Elgee slowly became eviler and eviler! But BC reversed the process making her anti evil making BC evilest! What an evil thing to do!

 

[Feanorian]

Feanor disappeared and was later found in group sessions for people who are anti-social. He was forced to tell the members of his group what he did that week which made him cringe and desire a Chicken Quesadilla......

 

[BlackCaptain]

Unfortunately BC had control over all of the Quessedillas in the world and was charging 50 dollars per crumb. Would Feanor buy it?!

 

[Feanorian]

Feanor was very angry about how his boss was handling the whole Quesadilla ordeal...but then he remembered that he was the creator of the Sils and had riches unimaginable....mwuahahahahah

 

[HLGStrider]

Uncle Sam found out that Feanor had wealth umimaginable too. ..and nothign was beyond HIS imagination. .. He sharpened his claws and attacke.d

 

[Feanorian]

Feanor then took up a place in Iraq to escape his woes, but friendly fire from a wayward missle sent him to Timbuktu.

 

[HLGStrider]

Ah, but it was too late for Bob. . .Bob had been caught by the Iraqi information minister and was listening to him give HIS impression of Sean Hannity for a change.