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Then Bob, who was feeling suddenly peckish, went down to Burger King, and asked for a Big Mac. They chased him out with brooms.
 
Who then turned poor bob into a mouse and sent him to work as a stunt double for Mickey Mouse.
 
But the witch was not done with him so she sent her flying monkeys to bring Bob to her lair in The land of Oz
 
Bob was going insane. He was trapped in a car on a dark free way with that song going and he knew he had to escape or Nurse Diesel would destroy him!
 
but he realisesd he wasnt insane when multicoloured zebras came out of everywhere and tackled bob before asking him to go bareback zebra riding
 
A large whale pulled him and dragged him down and down and down... he ended up in its stomach with Jonah and Captain Ahab who got him into a rather dubious game of five card draw.
 
Just when he thought things couldn't get worse, Rich from survivor came over in his birthday suit.
 

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