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[HLGStrider]

But after hearing his story the doctors all went crazy and shot themselves... and Bob was arrested.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And when he got to jail he found out his cellmate was Paul Reubens, aka PeeWee Herman. And he was constantly exposing himself.

So Bob took a large pillow and smothered Paul in his sleep.
And the next day when the guards came to check on them they found Paul dead and Bob escaped with the aid of only a plastic spoon and a lithium ion battery, which he had used to.....

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

eat all the puding than make himself big using the litium battery and rolled out of the prison.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then he was chased down by Matrtha Stewet saying, "I never did it honest!"

 

[HLGStrider]

She fell down a hole and was never seen again. Bob looked down the hole and dropped in a penny, making a wish that...

 

[Lossen Vana]

He could dance in the New York ballet.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

sadly he did not pronounce well enough and began to float in a bubble watching hte new york ballet

 

[omnipotent_elf]

*and then due to some exploding flatulence, was blown airbourne*

 

[HobbitGirl]

He flew and flew, and finally plopped down in the land of Oz in the country of the Munchkins. Bob looked at the little people curiously.
"Are you hobbits?" he asked them.
"What's a hoppit?" one Munchkin squeaked.
"Apparently not," said Bob. He looked around. "Um...you wouldn't happen to know where I can find a Seven-Eleven near here, would you?"
The Munchkins all looked at him like he was a fruit fly-infested grapefruit.

 

[omnipotent_elf]

*then 50 fruit fly infested grapefruit come out from nowhere and hit bob.....*

 

[HLGStrider]

Then he realized that they were not Hobbits. They were HABBITS! And infamously bad ones at that. The infamous Bad Habbits attacked Bob habitually. The worst Habbit was the Grape Fruit diet Habbit who forced poor Bob to eat the nasty, worm ridden things.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

then he was saved by the wicked witch of the west

 

[HobbitGirl]

But since she was evil and tricksy, the Witch only saved Bob so that she could make him go to work for her. She forced Bob to balance her checkbook every hour of every day of the week, and that nasssssty witch wouldn't even let Bob go to the bathroom.

 

[Lossen Vana]

So he had an accident and drown the witch.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which was downright nasty.

 

[HLGStrider]

And Steve Martin told him, "Comedy ain't Pretty."

He then put an atom bomb up his nose and pretended to sneeze.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which was nasty too

 

[omnipotent_elf]

and then many many zebras came out and tackled everyone for good fun

 

[Ol'gaffer]

Followed by numerous Zebra hunters equipped with bomerang shrapnel and kengurus wired with explosives.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then the zebras won by mooning them like they saw in Braveheart.