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The zebra didn't like that so it punched Bob. As a result, he fell in some zebra droppings, face first.
 
an artist painted over him, using him for texture in a mural. He spent twenty years on that wall. Then it was denounced as bad art and the artist burnt it in shame.
 
But taken in context it was rather normal... as normal as things get in the underworld which is wear Bob was sent. In the underworld people wear only underwear and eat upside down cakes.. nobody knows why.
 
But then he realized that he was still wearing his pink, Barbie boxers. He turned bright red and was mistaken for a tall tomato. he ended up on veggie tales where he was squashed by FrankenCelery.
 
So Bob was again cast into the outer darkness and made to watch old television reruns while Tony played his accordian in the back ground.
 
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