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As Dad and son sat there in the little house on Bagshot Row, happily munching on hot cakes and grits, Bob told RDW, "You know, it's funny you want to be known as the Rubber Duckie of Westmarch. Because those initials have special significance. The "R" stands for the Ring of Fire, for that is how your eyes sparkled when you were born. The "D" stands for Dudo Baggins, who is your great-great-great-great-Uncle. And the "W" stands for Wormtongue, who was your mummy." RDW looked at Bob with a face like :rolleyes: and said to Bob, "Are you sure you're my father?"
 
The unexpectantly, Bob suffered a fatal heart attack and died.
And everyone (except Bob) lived happily ever after.

END OF STORY
 
Then Bob Jr. went out to the hole his father fell threw in the begining, and was pushed making him fall threw the same hole.
 
Then Bob Jr. said "Bob!" And Bob said, "Bob? That was what they used to call me: Bob the Grey. I am Bob the White. Now quick, boy, find me my tanning booth, so I can catch some rays and stop blinding people."
 
So bob taned and looked nice. The he decided that he needed a buff body to go along with his nice tan. So he began to pump iron. Then he gained a supermodel body. He desided to go to the beach and....
 
play volley ball... unfortunately he brought a foot ball by mistake and was mobbed by the binkini squad.
 
But their bikinis disappeared and were replaced by full length fur coats instead.
And they were the eskimo squad.
 
And bob froze in his Spedo because now he was at the North Pole in the middle of a blizard.
 
Everyone felt frustrated at Bob the giant icicle, especially Dan the giant fudgesickle who'd been getting all the attention up until then.
 
Clancy got on his Good Foot and shimmied sideways James Brown-style, did the splits, sprang into the air, then came down hard and shattered in a million pieces. Right then, Spring came and melted what was left of him.
 
As Bob slowly unfroze, the disappearing ice revealed that he had turned into the YETI!
 
With his smelly, matted fur, Bob the Yeti looked like Jim Carrey's Whiploc character from "Earth Girls Are Easy," only Bob was a lot taller, and he wasn't wearing that silly red plastic helmet on his head. Jumping up and down on the North Pole, his heavy bulk sending cracks shivering all through the ice cap, Bob said petulantly, "I don't want to be a Yeti...I want to be a CAVE TROLL!" And with that, he smashed through the ice, and when he came out the other side of the earth...
 
So somewhere along the line Bob had split off from the Cave Troll and was his old self again. But when PJ saw him, he said, "Get this bum off my set!"
 
He was then sued by the homeless for using an offensive term. While PJ was in court Bob the Yetti-Troll got onto a talk show and told his sad story.

Radio transmissions of it were picked up by a passing Borg cube. They had no interest in it what soever, but the waves bounced off their cube, hit the moon, exploded some swamp gas, and landed in the middle of a Pakistany market place where a gang of local Mitsubishi owners decided to get Bob and make an example of him to all other Toyota driving Yetis.
 

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