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Lossen Vana · Feb 17, 2003

I Want CHEESY POOFS!!!! he screamed.

Valdarmyr · Feb 17, 2003

Treebeard stepped on Cartman and squashed him. Sam dumped the box of dirt Galadriel gave him down Bob's throat, and his tongue grew back.

Tar-Ancalime · Feb 17, 2003

legolas preformed Silmarillion: The Musical nude too

HobbitGirl · Feb 17, 2003

Legolas's performance was broadcast all over the galaxy, and Bob died because there were too many high kicks.

Wolfshead · Feb 17, 2003

And when Legolas realised he had infact married his sister, he went and threw himself into Mount Doom. This simple act made the world happy, well, the male half anyway, the women were left unconsolable.

Bob went away to find some way to bring himself back to life again.

HLGStrider · Feb 17, 2003

He found that by drinking from the fountain of youth he could become an infant but not an adults. So he came back as an infant.

Tar-Ancalime · Feb 17, 2003

but Bob was depressed...he hated not being able to talk

HLGStrider · Feb 17, 2003

so he threw all his baby food on the floor.

A passing pedestrian tripped on it and took Bob to court. Bob's lawyer was the toothfairy.

Lossen Vana · Feb 17, 2003

Which then turned into a whole army of nude Legolases.

Tar-Ancalime · Feb 17, 2003

which is a nastty picture

Wonko The Sane · Feb 18, 2003

To crazy people.

And the Almighty Bob descended unto them and presented his 12th commandment: Thou shalt love Legolas, and he shalt be dubbed Sexiful Bit of Elf-Crumpet

Aulë · Feb 18, 2003

OOC: Wonks! You have ruined my dinner! Arrrg!
*gags*

And then the 7 plagues of Bob befell Middle Earth!

Wonko The Sane · Feb 18, 2003

And they were, in order of descent:

1) Marmalade
2) Orange Microwave ovens dubbed, "The Fighting Irish"
3) Naked hairy dwarves
4) Chicken
5) Erotically shaped candles
6) Smelly Cheese
and
7) The French

Aulë · Feb 18, 2003

"Arrrg!" yelled the army of naked Sexiful Bit of Elf-Crumpet Legolas's!
"Anything but the French!!!"

And to their horror, the French began throwing farm animals at all the Legolas's, and started calling them uncouth names

Wonko The Sane · Feb 18, 2003

In response to which Bob threw more of his plagues upon them.

Aulë · Feb 18, 2003

Then the Legolas's saw the hairy dwarves, making them all blind.

"Our eyes have been soiled!" they cried.

Wonko The Sane · Feb 18, 2003

And while they were blind they tried to spread marmalade on their toast.

And instead spread Brie all over the hairy dwarves and the French.

Aulë · Feb 18, 2003

Then the erotically shaped candles fell onto the dwarves, and made them all horny!

Wonko The Sane · Feb 18, 2003

At which point everyone realised things were rapidly digressing into something quite rude and tasteless.

At which point Bob kindly sent the plague of darkness, shut off the lights, and left them all to it.

Unfortunately, as it was dark nobody knows what happened for sure.

And I for one went to sleep and dreamt of naked orcs.

Night all!

Tar-Ancalime · Feb 18, 2003

and everyone shuddered and changed the plot line to dancing unicorn and Bob's travels to Gula gula island

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