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[Lossen Vana]

I Want CHEESY POOFS!!!! he screamed.

 

[Valdarmyr]

Treebeard stepped on Cartman and squashed him. Sam dumped the box of dirt Galadriel gave him down Bob's throat, and his tongue grew back.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

legolas preformed Silmarillion: The Musical nude too

 

[HobbitGirl]

Legolas's performance was broadcast all over the galaxy, and Bob died because there were too many high kicks.

 

[Wolfshead]

And when Legolas realised he had infact married his sister, he went and threw himself into Mount Doom. This simple act made the world happy, well, the male half anyway, the women were left unconsolable.

Bob went away to find some way to bring himself back to life again.

 

[HLGStrider]

He found that by drinking from the fountain of youth he could become an infant but not an adults. So he came back as an infant.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but Bob was depressed...he hated not being able to talk

 

[HLGStrider]

so he threw all his baby food on the floor.

A passing pedestrian tripped on it and took Bob to court. Bob's lawyer was the toothfairy.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Which then turned into a whole army of nude Legolases.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

which is a nastty picture

 

[Wonko The Sane]

To crazy people.

And the Almighty Bob descended unto them and presented his 12th commandment: Thou shalt love Legolas, and he shalt be dubbed Sexiful Bit of Elf-Crumpet

 

[Aulë]

OOC: Wonks! You have ruined my dinner! Arrrg!
*gags*

And then the 7 plagues of Bob befell Middle Earth!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And they were, in order of descent:

1) Marmalade
2) Orange Microwave ovens dubbed, "The Fighting Irish"
3) Naked hairy dwarves
4) Chicken
5) Erotically shaped candles
6) Smelly Cheese
and
7) The French

 

[Aulë]

"Arrrg!" yelled the army of naked Sexiful Bit of Elf-Crumpet Legolas's!
"Anything but the French!!!"

And to their horror, the French began throwing farm animals at all the Legolas's, and started calling them uncouth names

 

[Wonko The Sane]

In response to which Bob threw more of his plagues upon them.

 

[Aulë]

Then the Legolas's saw the hairy dwarves, making them all blind.

"Our eyes have been soiled!" they cried.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And while they were blind they tried to spread marmalade on their toast.

And instead spread Brie all over the hairy dwarves and the French.

 

[Aulë]

Then the erotically shaped candles fell onto the dwarves, and made them all horny!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

At which point everyone realised things were rapidly digressing into something quite rude and tasteless.

At which point Bob kindly sent the plague of darkness, shut off the lights, and left them all to it.

Unfortunately, as it was dark nobody knows what happened for sure.

And I for one went to sleep and dreamt of naked orcs.

Night all!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and everyone shuddered and changed the plot line to dancing unicorn and Bob's travels to Gula gula island