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"My long lost twins!" bob shouted in glee at the sight of the 20 penguins... The penguins on the other hand, seeing that bob was wearing shoes, attacked him..
This was because shoes are illegal on Endor and the penguins were really Ewoks in disguise. They were going to take over the secret base of the Muggles who had allied with the Trills to fight the Haradim. The Trills were led by Dax, but we weren't sure which one. . .
At this point the the ewoks were looking at Galadriel and Bob like they were crazy, then glanced back at Arnold. One of them took out a hot pink light saber, and sliced arnold's head off.
adahe ramdomly is resusrected thought why he didn't know..."hi guys"*walks over and shakes Sesshoumarau hand and uses his other hand to rear up a fist to throw at him.
at this point censorship people in suites and sun glasses and big hair pushed through, and pushed Sess and Galadriel apart. " this is too much. If you don't stop, we're going to put a big black rectangle over you and no one will ever be able to see you again! hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Sess stepped away from Galadriel, and said " babe, i had no idea..." He took an extra step or two back, then started running, knowing what was to come next.