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"My long lost twins!" bob shouted in glee at the sight of the 20 penguins... The penguins on the other hand, seeing that bob was wearing shoes, attacked him..
 
This was because shoes are illegal on Endor and the penguins were really Ewoks in disguise. They were going to take over the secret base of the Muggles who had allied with the Trills to fight the Haradim. The Trills were led by Dax, but we weren't sure which one. . .
 
The Glorifindel said, " Geez sessouhmaru your such a girl and thats wat attracts me to ye!"
 
So she hit him over the head with a frying pan. She thought she was old enough to be such a woman.
 
Then Arnold Schwarzenegger appeared, and stood in front of the Trills, Ewoks, Muggles, Haradrim, Galadriel and Bob.

"Hasta la vista, baby!" he laughed, before pulled out an M-240 B heavy duty machine gun, and blasting them into nothingness.
 
That means that i got the 4000 post! hehehehehehehehehehe!

anyway, then they all attacked him with stun guns!
 
Originally posted by Estrella
That means that i got the 4000 post! hehehehehehehehehehe!

Ummm....no.
That was HLGStrider's 4001st post on the forum ;)

And considering that they were all dead, Arnie wasn't stun gunned. And he walked away, laughing that Bob was finally gone.
 
*...until arni was the only one left standing!
he started to laugh like the maniac he is!!*

Muahahahahah muahahahahah muahahahahha
:D *and grin to himselfg*
 
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..i see. -stops celebrating- and I didn't see that they were dead!

ok. all four of them were brought back to life in a voodoo ritual, but they were zombies, and they wanted Arnold to pay..
 
they had a plan and they gave Arnold EVIL looks!

Galadriel: You know...we could have been great together! But you just blown that chance...

Arnold: What? I dint know...Baby! Wait!! One more chance please. I promise i can change!

Bob: Sorry mate! She is taken.
*then Galadriel and Bob start making out!*
 
At this point the the ewoks were looking at Galadriel and Bob like they were crazy, then glanced back at Arnold. One of them took out a hot pink light saber, and sliced arnold's head off.
 
Sesshoumaru is a guy!

Sesshoumarau was v. angry for being considered a girl and killed them all...sadly they became ressurcted
 
adahe ramdomly is resusrected thought why he didn't know..."hi guys"*walks over and shakes Sesshoumarau hand and uses his other hand to rear up a fist to throw at him.
 
then Sesshoumarau comes and pushes bob away and starts to make out with Galedriel.
 
at this point censorship people in suites and sun glasses and big hair pushed through, and pushed Sess and Galadriel apart. " this is too much. If you don't stop, we're going to put a big black rectangle over you and no one will ever be able to see you again! hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
 
Sess stepped away from Galadriel, and said " babe, i had no idea..." He took an extra step or two back, then started running, knowing what was to come next.
 
*sickence* every one followed him! every one was gone...except Galadriel!



(i have to go! Bye Estrella and all others! C u 2moro):eek:
 

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