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knocked on the door and said,"do you by chance have any brown sugar?" however bob thought it was a trick and killed the big bad wolf without a cauldraon
 
He made him into a coat and went down town. Someone through a bucket of paint over him and he got hauled off by the fish and game people. There he was put on trial by a junto of Salmon... all salmon of the salmon federation were represented... chinook, steelhead, etc.

They weighed him on the scales of justice...

oooh... that's bad... wince.
 
Luckily bob had not eaten his lunch and he was not that heavy.So Bob was proven innocent and went shopping with the four leading salmon and the judge
 
However, the judge Chinook liked him and bought him a mink coat... Bob ran for it.
 
Bob was overtrown by the generosity of the judge, so he ran up to him and gave him a big bear hug. Judge Chinook was taken by surprise and stumbled backwards into a Darell Lea (chocolate) shop. And was met there by the chocolate easter bunny who was in town bright and early for next easter.
 
He put Bob in a basket and carted him away... down the bunny trail.
 
where he was left in an easter basket at orlando blooms house. When orlando bloom came out he was dressed like Legolas in his old custome
 
Orlando placed the basket on his computer desk... and Bob was zapped into the frightening world of theTolkienforum.com. Once there he was accosted by the Gollumites who were all dressed in character. Then a moderator accused him of spamming and he had to defend himself in front of the Moderating Council of Death. Then Elgee swept in and started a stupid thread about movies and it distracted them all so much that they left Bob to wander aimlessly through the writers guild.
 
*hits head on desk*

to where he met up with tar who put him in a basket and then carried the basket with her when she went to her palace in rhun. thier he saw the magnificent building...geometerically perfect and fell in love with one of TAr's winged handmaidens, stephanie
 
He stares wide eyed at her... She then flies away. He attempts to fly after her, out the window, and ends up at the foot of the palace in Rhun... There were now three or four geometric palaces... or maybe Bob was having a concussion... I don't know which.
 
Than bob finds himself lying down in a comfy bed, Stephanie has taken care of him this whole time. She kisses bob on the forehead
 
Bob floated around as an oily substance on the surface of Rhun for a little while before Gollum scraped him up and used him to shampoo what little hair he had left... Bob went around stuck to Gollum's scalp for a century or two.
 
than one day bob came off gollums head and went into a stream straight into mordor where he met dengen in deep thought over battle plans for the current war
 
Then possessed by the spirit of the Valar, Bob grabs Dengen's battle plans and throws them into the pits of Orodruin where it burned to ash even before it even hit the pool lava below.

Bob then clicks his heels three times muttering...

"There's no place like home...
There's no place like home...
there's no place like home..."

And in a swirling whirlwind...Bob returns to Kansas and is lying in his safe warm bed.
 
than dengen makes new battle plans *that was mean Elbe!*. Alas bob was taken in a tornado Oz
 
The tornado then carried Bob away to the Emerald City, where Bob met the Horse of a Different Color...who told him to follow the yellow brick road to Munchkin Land.

So Bob set out to Munchkin land with a cat named Jinkie following close behind him.

OCC: Lighten up Tar! It was a silly plot twist for this silly story. Don't take things so darn seriously.
 
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