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than when all seemed lost for bob Indiana Jones came and saved bob and Marian from the evil doctor dude, and puts bob in a sack so he can be taken on the airplane to egypt so Indiana jones can find the lost arc

 

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Then Han Solo, Indiana Jones get in a fight, and out of nowhere comes the Han solo from K-19 comes in and they all start fighting. After awhile Darkhelmet appears. He uses the shwartz and kills all the Harrison Ford's. Now he has his ring pinted and Bob about to inflict the Shwartz on him.

 

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*Bob then points to something behind Dark Helmet*

"Look over there!*

Dark Helmet looks behind him....and then Bob runs away laughing

"Hahahaha...that is the oldest trick in the book. I can't believe you fell for it!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

 

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Than Evie from the Mummy ressurects all the Harrison ford's and they all fight Darth Helmet.Bob runs away to run into col. Sanders and president screwb

 

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Not only them, but a Druish Princess, Dot, and Barf. Then in their ship of NI comes the Knights. And THEN there's a clossal battle between The Knights who say Ni, Dark Helmet, Col. Sanders, Prez Shrewb, The Haarrison Fords, Evie, and the Dink-dink's and poor Bob stuck in the middle.

 

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Suddnenly*dah,duh, duh* the documentary film maker comes in pausing the action

"Now that this story is completely and utterly failing beyond all human reason. Let me provide you with information on sexuality in the ancient world."

 

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With everyone's attention drawn away from Bob and to the film director...Bob feels that this is the best momment to sneak away before anyone realizes that he is gone.

 

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But then from the mist comes the MIB holding a piece of paper. They look at it and pull out those little cricket guns at Bob. Bob is very confused so he kicks one in the shin and starts to run.

 

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Than Han solo catches bob and spins him around upsidown

 

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Then the MIB all blow up Han Solo, but miss Bob. Now the armies fighting come to their senses and realise they all want Bob. So, the MIB, Harrison Fords, Knights who say NI, The French, Dink-Dinks, DarkHelmet , President Screwb, Col.Sanders, The Mummy, Evie, Jonathan, Evie's husband(forgot his name), and now Ewoks are running after poor old Bob. What was he to do?

 

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Then as if bob had enough trouble Imhotep and the Scorpion king came running after bob too...Han solo had gotten up...and bob was surrounded in a corner.with Imhoteps cool powers he lifted bob up an flung him against the wall...and then....Emperor palpatine began electrocuting poor bob...and he was having the worst day of his life

 

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oc: you guys have me laughing so hard.

It is then that out of the blue the lone ranger and his indian friend Susie (Tonto's sister... don't ask) run up and grab the Swartz!!! They are working for Pizza the Hutt who wishes to capture them all. Even Imhotep is not above the powers of the Swartz. Emperor Papatine faces off with Yogurt and Yoga.

Bob sneaks into a large cup of instant coffee and hides at the bottom. Kirk and Picard show up and Janeway tries to drink the cup of coffee.

 

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Then the world of bob is turned into a cartoon world and bob sees daria and Jane from the MTV show daria walking down the street talking. he in a hurry runs up to them asking them for help..they stare

 

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Bob suddenly realizes that the strength of Janeway's coffee has eaten away all his clothes. Desperate he jumps into a nearby mail box.

 

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Then along hobbles a little old lady, carrying a large bundle of letters.

"Oh dearie me...that was a long walk. Hmmm...now let me see..." *opens the mail slot, but neglects to see Bob inside, his bright eyes peering out of the narrow mail slot.*

"A Christmas card for little Tommy..." *plops the letter inside the slot...hitting Bob squarely on his nose. He stifles a cry* "Another Christmas card for sweet Sue.* *plops the card in the slot and hits Bob once again in the head* "A Christmas letter for dear Mary Lou." *the letter hits Bob once again in the head*

This continues as she goes through her large bundle of Christmas cards, each card hitting him squarely in the face.

 

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Bob's nose was by this time bloody. Then came the last straw.
"And a fruit cake for that relative I really never liked..." the slot opens.
"NO!!! DON'T!!! STOP!!!" Bob shrieks. The lady screams so loud that her teeth fall out.

 

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"Stupid boy." and the lady gave him the cake anyway in the face.

 

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Bob fell to the grond and then soon stood up and there was the old lady still putting in Christmas Cards. Then Bob got up behind her and yelled "BOO!" The old lady fell over and fainted then Bob ran up to Daria and Jane and did the same thing and the same thing happened. Then Bob swirled until he was underwater with SpongeBob Squarepants, but he was an evil SpongeBob and started attacking Bob who was running short of air and was naked.

 

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On his trail were Dr. Watson and Holmes. They followed the trail of crushed fruit cake to the seaside and there it ended. Just as they were about to give up, a truckload of Nazi guys drove up accompanied by the entire cast of the Sound of Music.

 

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Than kevin and britney began to make out on top of bob