Continue This Totally Ridiculous Story...

[niteshade]

Woah, Gee. Um HLGStrider, 7doubles and and Tar- you people deffinetly must have been voted most un-sain in highschool or college or where ever you last domacile of learning was, er should have been. Im not saying thats a bad thing im just saying. Woah. That is first class insanity. The rest of us can only stare in wonder. and purplexity. At your achievments. Congradulations?

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

-I just adore back handed compliments!

 

[HLGStrider]

We homeschoolers don't get much recognition on the crazy field... Sigh... We do our best however.

 

[HLGStrider]

Back to the story...

Maria and a Nazi come forward and arrest Britney and Kevin then force them to sing "Do re me fa so la ti" several times through.
"Save us, Bob," they plead.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Bob refuses to help Kevin and britiney,and runs away, and runs into daria and jane, they stare. Than he runs away and runs into the fasion club, he asks for help but sandy gives him an icy glare and he runs away...than bob gets run over

 

[HLGStrider]

By a deranged double decker bus driver...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and his best guy friend named Jessica.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob fell down a man hole and landed ontop of Oscar the Grouch. He then got kicked to Kingdom Come where PFR was having a concert.
He landed atop a speaker and when that powered up he was blasted into Deep Space Nine...
The Borg attacked.
You will be assimulated.
But Seven of Nine said "No! He will not. We will take him to Degoba to see Master Yoda."

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than if things weren't so crazy already Luke skywalker came and put bob in his x-wing class plane to go see Yoda.

 

[Elbereth]

In Yoda's home planet. Yoda makes Bob stand on his head and gravitate objects. Which excites Bob...because he always did want to become a Jedi Knight.

When he finally learns the force...Bob thanks yoda...and Jet sets to Bermuda for a much needed vacation.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and unlike bob luke does not complete his training, and goes to meet vader where he finds out vader is his daddy.

meanwhile...Bob is surrounded by hot models because he has a real lightsaber in the bahamas

 

[Elbereth]

With a 'Pina Colada' in one hand and his light saber in the other...he wows the beautiful bikini clad models as he flexes his newly developed muscles.

"Well ladies, how do you like them apples?"

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than in anger, a reason still unknown, one of the models throws a drink in his face and the other kicks him. They run away with his walet and lightsaber

 

[HLGStrider]

In come Steve Martin and Bill Murry...
"What the heck is that???" Bill asks.
"I don't know but take my picture with it..."

Bob is soon the biggest photo opportunity on the island.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

after 10 million pictures bob goes blind and than gets caught by vader and turned into carbonite to be taken to jabba the hutt by boba fett.

 

[HLGStrider]

On his way he is captured by a mad art collector who puts him in between "Nude Descending a Stair Case" and the Venus Di Milo. Bpb is admired by art enthusiasists for the next three centuries when a group of preschoolers on a field trip unthaw him... quite accidentally, I assure you.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

we are mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

than He has what is called hibernation sickness and he runs into famous paintings and statuary in the louvre breaking them all. Bob gets arrested and when he explains to them his journey through time space and ect...He is locked up in a straight jacket and sent to a padded room in the gotham city insane assylum (where I'm sure anyone who actively participates in this thread belongs)

 

[Elbereth]

The doctors then convince Bob, that he did not actually go on those journey's and did not meet any of the people he claimed to meet.

They went on to explain that his dillusions were a result of a rare, yet very extreme case of schizophrenia. And that if he takes a regiment of pills he can be cured in time.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than bob woke up in his own bed,in his own home. "So it was just a dream,"bob said assuirngly. Than he went to his kitchen where he saw the harrison fords, Evie + the cast of the mummy, the cast of sound of music, the cast of daria, evil nazi dudes, emperor palpatine, darth vader, Lando's ghost, and the cast of south park, and all the other stranget things put into this story playing charades

 

[HLGStrider]

And just when he thought things couldn't get worse someone reversed the poles on his car battery and it exploded.