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And han solo begans to beat up bob for shooting leia and luke joins in on the brawl too. So poor bob is in the middle of this fight, and gets hung upsidown from a tree after surrendering.

 

[HLGStrider]

"This isn't what I expected in Nirvana," Bob moans. "Take me back to Kansas..." Bob lands in Kansas with a Tornado approaching.

 

[Samwise_hero]

Bob cries out in panic 'Toto I Think We're In Kansas Again'!
As the Tornado swiftly approaches ripping trees and telegraph poles out of the ground.

 

[HLGStrider]

Zelda the Zebra from Zambia gallops up and rescues Bob. She then takes him to a church and insists on marrying him. Bob starts giving some lame excuses.

 

[Aslan]

So Zelda the Zebra from Zambia cries out"Oh, you're so frustrating! Fine! I'll just go marry Trigger, instead. He runs faster than you, anyway!" Zelda runs off in a fury. Bob just stares in unbelief.

 

[HLGStrider]

It turns out that this was a Hindu church and the monks come out and beat Bob up for wearing his shoes inside. Bob limps out and pays a street Vender for a slightly used Cobra... He thought he was getting a sports car, but this Cobra had fangs. Bob ran for his life before buying a slightly used snake charmer. He then got himself a job on TV and made lots of money... Little did he know that Zelda was watching and plotting revenge.

She'd hired all the Harrison Fords and a Bruce Willis or two just for the heck of it. They were going to turn the Cobra, named Corvetta, against Bob and have him be bitten in the middle of a show... disgrace and death all in one painful nip.

 

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Bob was shocked...and then when things began to look bad...they got worse....now the nazi's, the cast from sound of music, the knights who say ni, the cast from The mummy serries, the ewoks, Emperor palpatine, the cast from space balls turn against bob...all at the request of Zelda...

 

[HLGStrider]

Just when things couldn't get blacker he got a letter from the IRS...

and the lights went off.

 

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but bob found the letter from the Irs informed bob he overpayed and he got 10,000,000 in the mail!

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob jumped up and down for joy and knocked a spot light down on top of his producer. Bob decided it would be a good time to quit. He retired at St Kitts...

That's when the evil Banana Lord, importer of Albanian Bananas and Balkan Beer, took over, enslaving Bob and confiscating his refund check.

 

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Than when all seemed lost bob ran into a witch,"I know you are in pain, I can help your pain buy giving you shape shifting powers." she said to bob. He looked at her and laughed! "Fine I won't help you!" the witch said and stommped off.

 

[Aslan]

Unfortunately for Bob, as the witch Stomped off, she cast a spell and turned him into a Harrison Ford. As Bob looked into a mirror, he screamed in utter despair. "Not Harrison Ford!" he cried. Little did he know that Janet Reno had seen all that had transpired.

 

[HLGStrider]

Janet Reno had him hauled down to the county jail on unspecified charges. There he was tortured with those pens with the feathers on the ends.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

But the Bob (out of curiosity is it young harrison ford or k-19 harrison ford) who was turned into harrison ford ran away and began to hang out with the other Harrison fords....and He grew to like them until a foul word was said,"Yeah, I can't stand that bob fellow, he always seems to survive!" Han Solo said. "Your right about that one. He just wont' die...Like me." Indiana jones said. "Yes, he's stubborn too...it's like he has to finish that mission." K-19 ford said. Bob was angry and walked off...

 

[HLGStrider]

He tried to hang out with the Bruce Willis's but they were all getting hair transplants, so he left.

He then tried to join a Susan Surrandon group, but they quickly caught on that he was not one of them.

Finally he went down by the river to cry.

A mermaid popped up and handed him a magic frog.

 

[Samwise_hero]

The Mermaid said to him, if you kiss this frog it will turn you back into Bob. If you let it go you will get 3 wishes but you can not wish to be turned back into Bob........
(But he could wish for a million more wishes......)

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

He looked at the frog ,"Well If i turn back into bob people will try to kill me. So I'll set you free froggy!" and Bob who looks like harrison ford sets the frog free.

 

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he then wishes he didn't, instantly the frog reapears

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

with his second wish he wishes for 10,000,000 however he did not specify so he got 10,000,000 straws.

 

[HLGStrider]

Now he did the obvious things with those straws and built himself a house, saving that one last wish for emergencies... Then the big bad wolf..