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[Tar-Ancalime]

Than Arwen cradles the dead bob in her arms and weeps

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

Doc becomes jealous of the dead Bob (oh, no, he died - again!) and shoots Arwen, and Arwen finds herself in an insurance agency signing up for "life" insurance for Bob who is sitting next to her smiling and sucking on a blue sucker.

 

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"Why is this turning out the same way it did when I was with that pervy hobbit fanicer aragorn. I mean I began to do life insurance when he started chasing wraits around." arwen mumbles...she realizes...she belongs with Glorifindel and says,"Bob ur sweet and all but I belong with my own kind. Bye" and arwen leaves

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

Bob sits down and cries. Suddenly he remembers his pink bunny slippers. Where are they? It has been such a long time since he has seen them and he knows that they will be a comfort to him if he can find them.

 

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than saruman asks bob to marry him

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

Bob thinks about it for a moment and then decides that since no one else wants him he might as well do it. "Yes I'd love too!" he tells the wizard.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

then saruman puts bob in a full body bind and bob says,"wait...I've changed my mind." SAruman gave him a chilling look and said,"Frisky are we!"....

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

And Bob passes out, and is very close to dying (again) when Saruman says "Yeah, baby, yeah!" and dumps Bob into a pot of boiling water.

 

[HLGStrider]

Arwen and Glorfindel, Arwen in a two piece, yellow polka dot, bathing suit jump in yelling "GECUZZI!!!"
Elgee surfaces in the water singing "Under the sea..."

 

[Elbereth]

Then three cats pop up behind Elgee, dressed in long sequined dresses and beehive hairdo's and join her in the chorus of "Under the sea"...and then the cats start singing old motown tunes as Elgee splashes in the Jacuzzi in the rhythm of the music.

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

Glorfindel stares at the spectacle in front of him with eyes as big as teacups. He is laughing - not outside but inside, and his laughter is not coming out through his mouth. The result is a hilarious mix of contortionous movements and gymnastics.

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee's cats pull Glorfindel under water as they sing a new rendition of an old classic... G L O R F I N D E L... GLORIA-FINDEL!!! I'M GONNA SHOUT ALL NIGHT... GLORIA-FINDEL

They go on tour... Elgee's tail falls off and she grabs a barrel by way of clothing... she slinks away to hide

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

than bob dies

 

[HLGStrider]

and Elgee steels Arwen's purple nighty.

Bob is burried in proper ceremony in the Barrows... a wight shows up. "This is my barrow," he frowns.
"Can't I just barrow it for a little while?" asks Bob's corpse...


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's bad...

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

LOL that was bad....

The Barrow Wight puts Bob in a wheel barrow and barrows him all the way to the Sea of Rhun and dumps him in.

 

[HLGStrider]

He is rescued by a familiar winged maiden from the foul clutches of a large mouth bass who wished to store him in a small mouth canning jar...

Bob lives on pickles and fruit for the next year.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and suddenly 10,000,000,000 years later finds himself spinning into a paradoxacol demension where gigantic walking flowerpots operated in a cruel despotisimal dictatorship

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

"Oh, I'm so sleepy!" yawned Bob as the flower pots arrested him for having the name "Bob". "I've lived such a long time and died so many times that I've totally lost track of whether I'm alive or dead!" A beautiful purple fish nodded sympathetically.

 

[HLGStrider]

"If you wish we can transform you into a giant sand crab?" the fish states. "Would you like that?"
"Might as well try it..." Bob sighed. He became a giant sand crab and joined Elgee under the sea with Ariel...

OOC: Despotic flower pots? He he he... genius... arrested for the name Bob... ha ha ha... brilliant.

 

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ooc:what can I say...I'm insanely genius.

However the fish makes a critical error and Bob finds himself in the middle of the motion picture Cleopatera with Elizabeth Taylor