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[Wonko The Sane]

And then Wonko realised her life was a train wreck so Plate Tectonics Geek gave her a back massage and they went off to drink moonshine and sit around a bonfire built in a wheelbarrow.

 

[captin_obvious]

and then, jobob came running in, yelling "hahahahahahaahahahahaha! you all suck! you all fight over ugly men! hahahahahahaahahahahahaha!" and skipped marrily out before anyone coud hurt her, all the while, jobob was singing 'mary had a little lamb'......while everyone stared the hall that majickallly appeared out of the wall where the dead hon solo lay....wondering who the crazy psyco lady was.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And suddenly Jobob was run over by a lorry.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Wait a minute rewind ....when did my han solo die?

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then Wonks rolls her eyes at Tar's silliness and goes off to fall asleep in the arms of the wonderful Plate Tectonics Geek.

 

[HobbitGirl]

The Hobbit Girl then walked up to JoBob and said, "Be careful whose guy you call ugly. They will tar and feather you!" Before she walked away, she turned around and said to JoBob, "Are you a cow? Is that why you say Moo? Or are you one of the secret order of Cow Howlers? I am a Cow Howler! Join me in howling in the manner of the cows!"

MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

[HLGStrider]

Then the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died besides Weird Al and his tenor saxophone.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and we all sang harvey the wonder hamster

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And then Wonks woke up and decided she was up for a bit of fun, so she bought three pounds of margarine and melted it in a plastic wading pool and then pulled out an enormous artichoke and began to eat it.

 

[HLGStrider]

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The artichoke suddenly became alive. It opened it's big jaws and snapped up Harison Ford and half the Harison Ford clones. It then attacked the ground hog and took Bill Murray captive.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

At which point Wonks's cell phone began to ring and vibrate in her pocket. She picked it up and on the other end she heard a delightfully English and delightfully male voice say: "Artichoke".

And she fainted.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and Tar laughed

 

[HobbitGirl]

And Hobbit Girl looked around and around for the Captin of the Obvious, but she was no where to be found. While she was spinning she ran into Bob and accidentally knocked him over. Bob fell, and as he fell he turned into a microorganism and powered his cillia to swim away from the insanity.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And while Wonks was asleep she had a dream, that the Englisman on the phone had moved to Seattle to live with her and they went shopping for dinner and they were going to buy artichokes but the artichokes were out of season and had bugs on them.

And then she woke up and her phone told her that she was loved and she smiled and sighed and fell back asleep deliriously happy.

(True story!)

 

[HLGStrider]

It was all the phones fault. Talking phones that tell people they are loved or hated or disgusted or whatever were spreading rapidly across the country due to the evil Natzi Patty Hamburger company, led by Bull E. Bullroarer. Only one man could oppose Bullroarer and his evil phones. CAPTAIN VASCHNITAVASHNORKAL, the inventer of the snorkle with the breathing tube shaped like Mickey Mouse ears. He came in on his famous Submarine, the Bleep-Bleep-Bleep.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

It wasn't a talking phone...it was a text message.

And Elgee fell over from drinking too much Sambuca and telling wild stories about submarines and sea-men.

 

[HobbitGirl]

Hobbit Girl asked, "What about Bob? Where did he go?" And the blue-and-purple-three-legged-dog answered in a high, squeaky voice, "Bob's a paramecium!"

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And Wonks got worried.

 

[HobbitGirl]

And Bob swam. He swam and he swam and he swam. He swam until his cillia no longer worked and his chloroplasts turned yellow. At last when he could swim no longer Bob hit saltwater. He drifted around in the ocean until a whale swallowed him up. Bob thought it was all over. He was so scared he emptied his vacuoles. But just then a little pink fairy flew down through the whale's blowhole and changed Bob back to normal: the way he had been when he first fell down the hole in his bedroom. Bob was so happy to be human again he wanted to throw a party, but he remembered that he was in a whale's stomach. So Bob gathered up a bunch of debris that was floating around in the whale's stomach and built himself a boat. He rowed right out of the whale's mouth and was soon being tossed about by the ocean in his little boat.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

And Wonks cried.