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[Tar-Ancalime]

Then Catherine, Jane seymore, and Anne Boylen got into a total cat fight over who was the most legitimate.

 

[Ol'gaffer]

Which was only to be interrupted by Anne Robinson who declard Bob as the Geakest link and sent him into limbo.

The others continued their cat fight three seconds later.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Anne Boylen Screamed, "Henry's MY husband!" and then shot Catherine in the heart...Henry finally interfered to the dismay of most men.

 

[HLGStrider]

Atrus looked at Bob in Limbo and Henry the Eighth and said "Huh?"

He then got a job as the lead singer of Hermans' Hermits and Sang "I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM!" over and over again.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

meanwhile...His six wifes battled out who was his real life and due to Anne's ferrocity she was the first to be voted out, Because of Catherines of Aragons annoying claims to queenship, she was second. Anne of Cleeves was rather sheltered and naive and quit after being pursuaded by Catherine howard, who was later removed for adultery, The big winner was....Catherine Parr...who was dead but two days later...However since Jane Seymore never participated she was the offical winner...yay for jane

 

[HLGStrider]

Atrus asked Bob to join the band, and he did, as a stage hand. Then one night as he was carrying a bunch of strobe lights...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and he was possesd by the wandering spirit of Michael Jackson!

 

[Ol'gaffer]

Which caused his nose to fall off!

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then Sir Thomas More's ghost began to lecture bob on modesty

 

[Ol'gaffer]

Which caused Bob absolutely no harm but drove the wandering spirit of Michael Jackson into utter insanity.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob started to shake and fell down foaming at the mouth. He then was measured for a suit by this terribly weird tailor who looked a lot like Haldir.

 

[Ecthelion]

I just want to ask if anyone besides me feels sorry for poor Bob. I feel sorry for him. If he ever makes it back to his normal life he'll be tramatized.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob suddenly realized what a terrible life he had. He got up and ran after the only person who felt sorry for him, Ecthilon, yelling "I need a hug!"

 

[omnipotent_elf]

while running with arms outstretched, Bob is crashed tackled of a bridge

 

[Wolfshead]

And managed to crack a tooth. Which he then proceeded to glue back on, only to stick his lips together. So, he went along to the hospital, but he couldn't explain what had happened to him, due to the glue, so they removed one of his kidneys.

 

[omnipotent_elf]

and woke to find a second liver, and extra foot within his chest

 

[HLGStrider]

These enabled him to leep tall buildings in a single bound... I don't know why. They just did.

He started doing this professionally, but then the economy crashed and congress passed a law outlawing Building Bounding.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Then the NBBBP(National building bouncing banning patrol) hired Sir Thomas more to be the 'offical Ghost detective'

 

[Ecthelion]

Bob took one last jump for old times sake and when he jumped he landed in Britain. HE looked around and then saw aliens come out of the sky. He suddenly turned into a Scottsman stuck his right hand out in front of him and started walking to Scottland(anyone know where I got that from?)

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

and sir tomas more met up with bob, he told bob he needed to visit a priest and confess his sins....later the NBBBP hired the spanish inquisition and Bloody Mary. IT was renamed "NBBBAPP" (The national bouncing building baning against protestants patrol)