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but the light at the end of the tunnel appeared...."The Fonz", came and said, "Hey, got some chics outside, and I don wanna keep em waitin"
 
the fonz was convinced bob was not made of the 'right stuff', and gave the extra girl to richie cunningham
 
but since Tar knows nothing about that show she changed the subject and he was now on Threes company1
 
but not before Joshua Girraffe had carried off Bob's lucky snorkel to Albequerque... Which was tragic. Bob was condemned to eat saurkruat.
 
Which was against the rules. You eat hot dogs with relish but not saurkraut. Upon hearing that Bob had broken the rules Qui Gon Jin swept in and started to whip him with a wet noodle while making him listen to Jar Jar Binks.
"Stop!" Bob pled. "Stop! This is torture!"
Then Janet Reno sent him back to Cuba.
 
The Cubans put him in a zoo with a label that stated he was a Capitalist Pig. They then danced the Macarena for him.
 
"Stop this madness!" Bob said. "You can't dance for beans! Leave me alone!" The Cubans just stuck thier tounges out at him and proceded to attempt the Grapevine, and they did that worse than the Macarena. "Please!" Bob shouted, banging on his bars. "I'm not a Capitolist, I swear! I'm a Communist! I'm a Commie, through and through!" The CIA heard Bob's confession to his Communism an sentenced him to exile in China, where he met up with Confucius and started trying to reform the government.
 
He tried to teach the Chinese to Tango in a square of note... and got ran over by a tank.
 
to which homer simpson was sitting there eating donuts saying mmmmmmmmm donuts, is there anythign they cant do?
 
Bob thought, "Why the heck am i still alive!" and he killed himself. Bob died again!
 
Then homer dropped a magical donught onto bobs body and bob came back to life as a jelly doghnut.
 

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