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[HLGStrider]

She offered him a ride to the unicornio convention where everyone is bonita y divertida!

 

[Aulë]

Bob glady accepted, and hopped onto Elgee's back

 

[HLGStrider]

The pretty unicornios had all gathered beneath the starry sky to enjoy pizza and hottubbing.

 

[Aulë]

"Noooo!" yelled Bob, "Anything but hottubbing!"
And he proceeded to flee from the crazy unicorns, until he came across...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

then tar came and banished bob to the island of lost dreams...

 

[Celebthôl]

YAY we're back with bob...errr anyway...

bob found many a lost dream (and nightmmare) he found the one where he....

 

[Aulë]

...fell in love with a cannibal.

 

[Lossen Vana]

Named Hanibel Lecter. Who tryed to eat Bob.

 

[HLGStrider]

but he ate a tunafish salad instead.\

 

[Celebthôl]

and so did Bob and they drank wine called...

 

[HobbitGirl]

Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. And they all had thier brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a brick.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

sadly it was not trout with a white wine sauce gently sauteed to absolute perfection and served with double vodka martinis.

 

[Lossen Vana]

And then a the waiter came in and said he was sorry. And served up a fresh blond brain, then bob said...

 

[HobbitGirl]

"Why you little....stupid head! I ordered brunette brain, not blonde! Do you hear me? BRUNETTE!" Bob shouted. The waiter took the brain away, and Bob muttered under his breath, "What a putz-monkey."

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then the waiter hearing Bob. Took him and wrung his neck, killing him. The Hanibel ate him.

ffafafafafafaff

 

[HobbitGirl]

So Bob was dead for the umpteenth time. His spirit wandered the Halls of Mandos for a while, until Mandos spotted him, and said, "Hey! You're not an elf! What are you doing here?"
"I am too an elf!" said Bob.
"Are not!" said Mandos.
"Are too!" said Bob.
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
"Not not not not not not notnotnotnotnot..."
"Too too too too too too tootootootootoo..."
Then Feanor came along and told Bob to shut his yapper. He would have told Mandos to shut up too, but we all know what happened last time Feanor messed with the Valar...

 

[HLGStrider]

He was sentenced to sit before the throne of Morgoth in a dress with pink embroidered flowers!

 

[Aulë]

and to groom unicorns

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

while feeding morgorth chocolate covered starfish

 

[Lossen Vana]

Then he cut off the horn of one of the unicorns and glued it to his farhead.