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And Bill O'Rielly said to Wonks, somewhat saracastically, that she had to be pithy if she wished to opine. Then Sean Hannity got into a fight with Phil Donahue and it ended up very messy and Elgee was reincarnated as a Fox News Reporter, but she got fired for batting her eyes at Shepherd Smith who was OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SO cute!
 
But that never happened as Elgee had been unfortunately devoured by carniverous gumballs in the last scene.

In reality Bill O'Reilly invited Wonks on his show and told her that THIS time, she was the smartet one in the room. And Sean Hannity had to agree.

And then he punched Combs in the gut. Which I think everybody has been waiting for for some time now.
 
Wonks, who hadn't been reading very carefully, obviously hadn't noticed that Elgee had been reincarnated. Therefore Elgee laughed and offered Sean an Alan-shaped punching bag before kidnapping Shepherd Smith AND Aragorn AND the cute boy with the wonderful brown eyes she knows in real life and ran off with them to Chile. Once there she had to decide, and you know that was really hard. . .

Meanwhile, Bob wasn't exactly sure what had happened, and Fox News was mad at him for involving them in this totally ridiculous story, so they sent him to CNN after Greta Van Sustern had grilled him nicely.
 
But after his high-energy stint at Fox News, Bob found that when he got to CNN, Judy Woodruff and Aaron Brown seemed to be moving and talking in slow motion, and he promptly fell asleep and dreamed he was back at Fox again, assisting that heavenly Jennifer Eccleston...

And just before he drifted off to sleep--he looked like Frodo fingering the Ring as he did--he wondered to himself, "Is that Heidi Collins or Mary Stuart Masterson?"
 
And then EVERYONE on Fox news DIED!! Including the one Elgee took to Chile.

And Aragorn poofed out of existence not actually being real and all.

And the choice for Elgee was made.
 
So Elgee locked him in a closet to keep all for herself, still morning the loss of Shep.
 
Little did Elgee Know, that inside the closet... was a... Killer rabid squirell! So the Cute boy with the brown eyes Is being torn apart by thish thing... and of course elgee locked him in the closet...So now the thing is like latched onto his face which he is slamming profusely against the door.
 
So the dwarf in the pocket of a trench coat in that closet fed the squirrel a bearclaw so he stopped and Elgee and the guy disappeared, never to be in that story again.
 
Because they very naughtily married in Vegas and went off to make Baby Brown Eyed Elgees. :) *laughs*
 
Bear claw... Ha!

Anyway... at the funeral for all the fox news people, a yougn man named Trenton New Jersey got up to speak... "All these people", he said in a solemn voice, "Were idiots. They were frauds, fakes, liars, murderes and so on... We come here today to mourn their passing. it is a sad thing when the world loses a group of it's stupidest most idiotic and terrible people". Trenton New Jersey got down from the podium and wandered off into the nearby city, an unknown city... It's Queen is Angoreth... He wandered into this city seeking to collect every piece of broken glass he could find, because.... hey! somebody might step on them...
 
Meanwhile the democrats had turned the funeral into a political rally, which resulted in political backlash. Then Bob, who hadn't been paying attention, won Tom Daschle's senate seat as a member of the SAVE THE EURASIAN EMU party.
 
And then Benjamin franklin came back from the dead as a zombie, and challenged Bob to duel of rubber bands for the seat. and Bob, being an expert rubberband shooter, accepted. But Franklyn pulled a nasty trick, and attached a rubberbands shooter thingy to his kite, with a key, so the band would have an electrical charge, and hit Bob right in the eye, causing him to go blind and his eye to swell to the size of a fly's. So he became fly man, and ate lots and lots and lotsssssssssssssss of sugar. ( like me hehe
:p )
 
"MY EYE! HELP! R2! HE'S EATING MY EYE!" Bob yelled as the welcome committee welcomed Estrella to the forum. Then Leia said "I AM NOT A COMMITTEE!"
 
Nearly falls out of her seat laughing so hard. picks up the mangled eyeball as though it were the oscar. " thank you, Thank you, i knew all my sugar highs would pay off someday." Waves all royal like to her adoring fans.
 
Bob fainted and woke up in a hospital, surrounded by a chior of penguins, and being fed jello through a tube. He closed his eyes, imagining coffee icecream and begged for mercy.
 
It was here that bob met his fate...
"hello bob, I'm your fate:)"
"No that's not true that's impossible!!"
"Search your feelings you know it be true!"
"NOOOooo... wait your my what?"
"Your fate, I've come to rescue you!"
"Aren't you a little short for a fate?"
 
And the fate said " hey, be glad i atleast have both my eyes" Mutters, " jeez people these days... Anyway, i'm here to lead you to your ultimate goal in life." and Bob raised his eyebrows. " what?" The fate acted all mighty and god- like. " It is your fate to lead the world into the new era of peace and harmony. Your must find the biggest bowl of icecream in a minature golf course,and meditate deeply for an entire game. then you shall receive a message. " the Fate picked up a suitcase, and put on some sun glassed and a hat. " chao, i'm gonna miss my flight to Tahiti?!" and The fate Vanished.
 
"Yipperoni's," said Bob. "Do you think I can do that and still be on time for my date with Sharon Stone?"

Now everyone knew that Bob was hulucinating. He did not have a date with Sharon Stone. He had a date with Nicole Kidman. Now that was just plain odd. . .
 

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