Continue This Totally Ridiculous Story...

[Feanorian]

and then everyone stopped and screamed: "Elgee has a warning level!!!???!?!?!?!?" Bob ponders.....maybe she really is more evil then BC.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And then BC tells Bob the tale of how he got warning points for making a certain Wizard King so afraid of comingn to TTF he got 12 warning points! Mr.Evil? BC! Mrs.Evil: Elgee. But Mr. is more evil than Mrs. any day

 

[HLGStrider]

The great Mohojamado swept in to defend Elgee's honor and explain it was all a misunderstanding involving a very old thread with some spam on it she was trying to be a very good girl and clean up (PM her for the whole story. I have two mods who can back me up!).

The Great Mohojamado who didn't know what his name meant, asked Bob what it meant. Bob whispered something into his ear and Mohojamado slapped him.

 

[Feanorian]

Feanor tells BC and Elgee to PM him the stories because he is always curious about what people have done to gain these points. He then things there should be a sub-forum with a list of names with people who have points and what they did...sort of like the Spanish Inquisistion.....WHICH IS WHERE BOB IS RIGHT NOW!!!!

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob was being tickled for the evil thing he said to whatever he was. . .it was too much to bear. Bob wept for mercy.

 

[BlackCaptain]

And then Bob wondered... why are we just having a discussion in the third person and reffering to ourselves as our online personalities?!

Then Bob went into Sesshomaru's bar and came across Merry and Pippin. They had a pint of ale each.

 

[Feanorian]

appearantly they had had quite a few more then just one pint, they had to be rushed to the nearest hospital to have their stomachs pumped.....bob was the nurse!?!?!

 

[BlackCaptain]

and his name was changed to Bob lord fauker. He had to go meet Elgee's parents. they were mean. almost as mean as BC Then BC slapped himself for reffering to himself in the third person again

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee's parents wanted to discuss crocodile Dundee with Bob. This was a controversial subject in Arnor, but as they were in Gondor everything was cool. Then there was a spacial disruption and Enterprise crashed and Trip got to have another scene with his shirt off. ..they must think it increases ratings, but really, I don't see how.

 

[Turin]

But Bob was angry at BC for stealing his yellowish-green colored underwear and made him change his avatar.

 

[Lantarion]

My god I hate this thread..

 

[Turin]

An off subject post by a mod .

 

[Lantarion]

A whole thread that's off any topic from anything anywhere ever!

 

[HLGStrider]

To appease Lanty Elgee made a new rule: NO POSTS UNDER THREE SENTENCES!

Then Bob was arrested for fraudulent avatar behavior and sent to prison on Mars. The little green men thought he was a god and freed him from his cage. Then he ordered a chocolate malted.

 

[Turin]

Then Bob's malt became mad and started attacking the little green men. But there were too many and they overpowered it and forced it into exile. Bob felt sorry for it and killed Nom for bringing up the idea for abolishing the post count.

 

[Lifeling]

Suddenly the greatest hero of them all swooped down from out of nowhere. Hobbitman! Him and his partner HobbitBoy Came soaring down out of the groud right at the rampaging malt. They set their Buzz lightyear blasters, and blew the malt to kingdom come. Then thy reached in their pockets... and dissapeared.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob gasped in horror and began to search for them. He lifted up a near by manhole cover. "HELLO IN THERE!" he called out. A greenish sickly looking hand with pink nail polish reached out and pulled him in!

 

[Ithrynluin]

Moderator note

[COLOR=sky blue]This thread is totally devoid of any purpose. It will be closed and archived in a week, so finish up please.[/COLOR]

 

[HLGStrider]

I urge you to reconsider. It may not reach your standard, but it is a popular thread that does no harm. It doesn't take up that much memory or whatever this site uses. It's just a little, cute thing, and it is fun!

 

[Feanorian]

Ith, why all the change? This is a very nice and yes even as Elgee said it, cute thread. All these changes are very unsettiling. I second Elgee, in urging you to reconsider closing this thread.