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FBI Tracks Down TTF Member

Urambo Tauro

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FBI Tracks Down TTF Member

Yesterday was an interesting day at work. I was in the back when I was informed there was someone to see me. I came up front, where the special agent introduced himself and we went to a nearby office. He showed me his FBI credentials and explained the situation. A suspicious notepad had been found, containing strange writings that proved unreadable. I recognized the notepad because it was the one I lost a few days earlier.:eek:

Time for some backstory....
About three years ago, when TLOTR hype was at its peak, I was also at the peak of my.... nerdiness. :eek: You see, I even took time to figure out how to write with Tengwar. I learned about different modes, and how they applied to writing with different languages. It was difficult, but to help in learning how to write with Tengwar, I used it in everyday writing. This is where the notepad comes in.
I tend to be somewhat forgetful, and often write short notes to myself. Whenever I wrote myself a reminder, I would use Tengwar. It was fine because I was the only one reading the pad. Of course, I would sometimes use the English alphabet for things I had to read quickly. But I continue to use the Tengwar sometimes, no particular reason.

So the agent hands over a photocopy of every page from the notepad I had lost. It turns out, the original was being held in Washington, DC, where it was being studied! Fifteen experts could not interpret the "strange writings", due to the fact that it wasn't Arabic, nor was it Albanian, nor Russian....:D

The curious notepad also contained a sketch of a house (a doodle on my part), as well as a phone number to a car dealership and a VIN number (I recently bought a car), and to top it all off, a page with numerical law-codes pertaining to knives/blades (important info, because I collect swords)! Next to each law-code number was a short note, like "airport" or "school" (sections specific to special areas). These details, grouped with the "unreadable script", created a very alarming situation, the reason I was being questioned.

I told the agent I would be happy to translate or explain anything of question. I told him about where this "strange writing" came from. I went over the sheets, briefly explaining every one, and gave him a chart to take back to the translators to interpret the entire document. He was relieved at the false alarm, telling me that this is what happens 99% of the time. Shopping lists written in Arabic are found all the time! But apparently this is the first using Tengwar. He informed me that although I may or may not get my notepad back, I will at least get a copy of it.

Guess what they are adding to their list of known alphabets?;)


So what was in the note-pad?
A doodle
Dealership directions & car information (how they tracked me down)
Law-codes to study
Christmas gift list/wish list (Tengwar)
Bible study notes (Tengwar)
Things I wanted to look up on the internet (Tengwar)
Interesting movie quotes (Tengwar)
 
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Wow, that is an incredible story! I must say that I'm quite impressed at your ability to fool 15 expert interpreters. Well I'm glad everything is alright, its just a shame that there was never any report of this strange finding on the national news, that would have been even more exciting! :D
 
I think we might have to start keeping a closer eye on you...good story though. So which government agency are you going to hoodwink next...Interpol, Scotland Yard?
 
Noldor_returned said:
Scotland Yard?
Scotland Yard would never be hoodwinked. They're such experts at misinformation that they claim their headquarters are hundreds of miles north from where they actually are.

But that's a brilliant story! You should get in touch with a news agency and make thousands. I very much enjoyed it.
 
:rolleyes: Nice to see our government is spending our tax dollars so responsibly. And the hunt for Osama continues....
 
If WM hadn't banned such discussions, I would have said quite a lot about how much you allow your government to interfere with your lives. But as he indeed has banned such things from TTF, I will refrain from such comments.

Nevertheless: scary!
 
Whoo-Hoo, it's Wonks!!!:)

Another long-lost pillar of TTF returns! It's so great to see you here again. How are things going and how do you like married life? Any arguments yet over leaving the cap off the toothpaste or leaving the toilet seat up?:p

Hope you take your hat and coat off, prop up your feet, pour yourself a nice hot cup of cider and stay a while...
 
Sorry...didn't mean to stir up political discussion...I was merely being sarcastic.
 
It's back! The agent came by work today and dropped off the note-pad.
(Not planning any hoodwinks so far. :D I think I'm being watched.)

Well, it turns out that someone at work had found it outside on the ground and left it on my boss' desk. (I had no idea; all I knew was that it was missing. I figured I would find it in my car or at home somewhere.) So my boss showed it to a friend of his (ex-FBI). As we were closing for the week-end, boss had a phone call-- "we need that note-pad!" He asked them to come Monday morning, and sure enough, someone came in (rubber gloves and all), dropped the note-pad in a plastic bag, and took off.

That night, (about 3am-ish), someone from the dealership (where I bought my car) woke to a pounding at his door! The FBI took him and questioned him. "This guy bought a car from you. Who is he?"

At this point, I still had no idea that any of this was going on. The next day, Tuesday, is when they tracked me down.
 
Wow, poor guy that sold you the car, being woken up at 3 am....and all for naught...how anticlimactic for him. :p
 
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Cool but are you seriously telling the truth or is this just an amazingly coincedental blooper of nature (no offense meant)
 
(none taken)
Yes, this actually did happen. I have the special agent's business card and a property-returned receipt that I signed when he brought my note-pad back.
 
I don't think I should say anything really...but this is just astounding. *zips lips before she gets herself in trouble*
 
*ponders* I wonder if there's a Klingon fan somewhere who's had the same experience.... :p Why does nothing interesting like this ever happen to me? :D

So. What did your boss say???
 
We both had a good laugh about it. But, other than that, we were just blown away that it had come so far. Apparently, they were on the verge of sending out everyone they could spare (had they not found me first). This thing really had them worried. It was found at work, so all of my co-workers would have been questioned. Maybe my family and friends, too. It's a good thing they were able to trace it to me before things got even more interesting.
 

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